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  • Luci Mourningstar
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 247
    #1

    My computer is possessed by the devil!

    I have a WOT (Web of Trust) rating systems installed, mostly because I don't want to accidentally visit unsavory websites.



    http://www.mywot.com/

    However, it rates this Godly forum as "unsatisfactory" and gives a bright, satanic orange color! I can only deduce that a devil has taken possession of my computer.



    We know red is considered as the devil's color, and orange is just a few shades away from red.

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    God loves me so much
    that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: My computer is possessed by the devil!

      The entire computer industry (except JesOS™) is possessed by demons. Why do you think that it is based in the Godless blue states, or that it was a leader in fag-enabling "domestic partner" benefits?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: My computer is possessed by the devil!

          That rating means nothing. I've heard people on the train talking about how some porn sites have a green rating!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269
              #4
              Re: My computer is possessed by the devil!

              Before I was redeemed through marriage and childbirth, I studied computers. They all run on demons! They don't even try to hide it (although sometimes MicroSoft calls them processes) they just use the British spelling and call them daemons.

              Look at this link from that sinful Wikipedia
              Daemon (computing) - Wikipedia
              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daemon_%28computer_software%29


              As I said, they don't even pretend that computers don't run on Satans power.

              Another proof is that if you baptize a computer to remove the "daemons", they no longer work.
              Drama queen

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                • Luci Mourningstar
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 247
                  #5
                  Re: My computer is possessed by the devil!

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  That rating means nothing. I've heard people on the train talking about how some porn sites have a green rating!
                  Which just proves that Satan is indeed in the machine! He will never give his sites an orange or red rating.

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                  God loves me so much
                  that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                    • TC Patriot
                      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 1060
                      #6
                      Re: My computer is possessed by the devil!

                      Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
                      Which just proves that Satan is indeed in the machine! He will never give his sites an orange or red rating.



                      There is a lot of evil in the inter web that can get in you computer.

                      WWW = 666: Is the Web the Antichrist

                      1. The Hebrew Letter waw/vav is commonly pronounced "w."
                      2. In antiquity and in modern Hebrew, letters also represent numbers.
                      3. In Hebrew, the letter waw is used to represent the number 6.
                      4. The common abbreviation for "World Wide Web" is www.
                      5. In Hebrew, this abbreviation would be spelled waw waw waw.
                      6. Numerically, this Hebrew abbreviation would be 6-6-6.
                      7. Therefore, since it represents the number of the beast described in Revelation 13, the World Wide Web is a subtle tool of the coming Antichrist, or repesents Antichrist himself directly.


                      As Christian soldiers we are right here on Satan's turf slugging it out with him.

                      Jesus loves Dick



                      Cheney/Palin 2012

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552
                          #7
                          Re: My computer is possessed by the devil!

                          Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
                          I have a WOT (Web of Trust) rating systems installed, mostly because I don't want to accidentally visit unsavory websites.



                          http://www.mywot.com/

                          However, it rates this Godly forum as "unsatisfactory" and gives a bright, satanic orange color! I can only deduce that a devil has taken possession of my computer.



                          We know red is considered as the devil's color, and orange is just a few shades away from red.

                          We don't care what the secular world thinks. We are Blessed by their persecution.

                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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