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  • Soulless Husk
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 29

    #1

    Proposed amendment to the 7 deadly sins.

    Hello all God loving Christians,

    I was awoken last night by an awakening, which can only have been the word of GOD. As his TRUE intention was channelled into my heart I came to realise that I was put here to convey his word.

    This is what I was told:

    "Of the seven deadly sins which I have spoken of, there is one more which must be added, for without it, great evil ensues.

    Man was created with a free will, one which I have come to realise is too potent to be unleashed without great evil coming about. This is why I have decided that to the 7 deadly sins which I laid out, one more must be added. The sin which I speak of is the sin of FREE THOUGHT.

    None can be more deadly than a man who is inspired, through falling on the wayside, by satan. From this day forward, any thoughts or words which have not been preiously approved by me or any of my clergy with the TRUE CHRISTIAN stamp of approval, will be considered heresy. I had allowed man to have the option of free thought up to this day, to show to him the folly of free thought, and how it can act as a virus, infecting good Christian followers.

    This 8th deadly sin will hereby be known as the sin of FREE THOUGHT, and any use of such free thought will be met with ETERNAL DAMNATION."


    I will admit that up until this day, I had been a free thinker, but after this visitation in the night by GOD, when he parted his holy lips beneath my bedsheet, I was convinced that free thought is not meant for man, and that we should conform to the word of our brothers who have been saved. It is for this reason that I submit to the word of TRUE CHRISTIAN's, which is the only true word which should be uttered.

    Praise God's word, and may Landover Baptist Church be the doorway to GOD's kingdom!
    The good Lord looks down upon those who deal in S&M, Goths be warned:

    Exodus 1:14

    And they made their lives bitter with hard bondage, in morter, and in brick, and in all manner of service, wherein they made them serve, was with rigour.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Proposed amendment to the 7 deadly sins.

    What the heck are you talking about?

    Is this Catlicker nonsense? Or Jehovah's witlesses talk?

    Enjoy Hell, heretic!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Proposed amendment to the 7 deadly sins.

      Exactly where are these "seven deadly sins" found in the Holy Bible?

      Better read our church doctrines HERE before making an even bigger ass of yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Soulless Husk
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 29

        #4
        Re: Proposed amendment to the 7 deadly sins.

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        What the heck are you talking about?

        Is this Catlicker nonsense? Or Jehovah's witlesses talk?

        Enjoy Hell, heretic!
        Oh forgive me, I was not aware of the Catlicker origin of these supposed doctrines. It must have been satan who was wispering in my ear.
        The good Lord looks down upon those who deal in S&M, Goths be warned:

        Exodus 1:14

        And they made their lives bitter with hard bondage, in morter, and in brick, and in all manner of service, wherein they made them serve, was with rigour.

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