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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015
    #1

    I'm baaaack!

    Thanks to Father Maurice Lester, who convinced me that I'm not alone and should return, I've come back to knock some sense into you!

    So, all the haters can blame him, and all my homies can thank him!

    But more importantly, thank the Lord, who has convinced me to come back here...
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: I'm baaaack!

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Thanks to Father Maurice Lester, who convinced me that I'm not alone and should return, I've come back to knock some sense into you!

      So, all the haters can blame him, and all my homies can thank him!

      But more importantly, thank the Lord, who has convinced me to come back here...
      Typical wishy-washy papist.

      Did they give you probation again?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Joo
          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Jun 2007
          • 831
          #3
          Re: I'm baaaack!

          Please stop saying "homies"...

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843
              #4
              Re: I'm baaaack!

              Somehow I didn't think you would be gone for long, Father Tom
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Sista Lateefah
                  Honorary White Woman.
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 522
                  #5
                  Re: I'm baaaack!

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  Thanks to Father Maurice Lester, who convinced me that I'm not alone and should return, I've come back to knock some sense into you!

                  So, all the haters can blame him, and all my homies can thank him!

                  But more importantly, thank the Lord, who has convinced me to come back here...
                  Yeah, you's come back to persecute us and mock Jesus. Comin' up in here and callin' Father Mo "the Lord" like you's crazy. I ain't seen no blasphemy that bad in a while! You's desperate to be sent ta Hell, ain'tchoo?
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                  "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: I'm baaaack!

                      Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                      Yeah, you's come back to persecute us and mock Jesus. Comin' up in here and callin' Father Mo "the Lord" like you's crazy. I ain't seen no blasphemy that bad in a while! You's desperate to be sent ta Hell, ain'tchoo?
                      Well, he already thinks of Mo as being His Father, who art in an alter-boy's underwear...
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Homertard
                          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 668
                          #7
                          Re: I'm baaaack!

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          Please stop saying "homies"...
                          Yeah, that is part of the chav life-style.

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