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I've been looking, and it sure does look silly with some of the stuff on here. So, is the site a joke? Or is it me?
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I'm sure there are those who think this site is a joke, just as I'm sure there are many who scoff at the thought of eternal damnation. However, Lunar Seed-swallower my wannabe sodomite fiery bound friend, as the saying goes "he who laughs last laughs longest", and when they realise all advice on this Godly website is for their salvation and that its too late to take it, then they'll realise its no joke and Hell is no joke either - but I'll be laughing as the flames crackle their skin and roast their eyes while Satans pitchfork is plunging in and out of their back passages for all eternity. Now thats what I call a comedy.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL -
Re: Is this place fake?
Originally posted by Guy View Post
But I heard that this place is a holy web site too, so I'm not sure.Comment
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Good answer, GuyOriginally posted by Guy View Post
Better get your KJV1611 out and start reading, seedling, before it's too late for you
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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This Church is as real as Christ's love, you vile little sodomite. You're going to find out just how real things are once Jesus tosses your worthless soul down to hellfire. I can guarantee you things won't seem quite so hilarious to you then.
Personally, I can't wait to see you burn in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Ok. I just know that you will be there with me. We can burn together.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThis Church is as real as Christ's love, you vile little sodomite. You're going to find out just how real things are once Jesus tosses your worthless soul down to hellfire. I can guarantee you things won't seem quite so hilarious to you then.
Personally, I can't wait to see you burn in hell.Comment
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Pastor E, I'm unsure as to whether God would even want this worthless soul saved or would he prefer it be looked after by the demons of Hades? Surely there are those God loses all hope in eventually?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThis Church is as real as Christ's love, you vile little sodomite. You're going to find out just how real things are once Jesus tosses your worthless soul down to hellfire. I can guarantee you things won't seem quite so hilarious to you then.
Personally, I can't wait to see you burn in hell.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Here is the forum's Terms of Service. Read it. Thoroughly.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View PostLast edited by Kazoo; 07-26-2007, 05:11 AM.
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Only in yo fantasies. In reality, you's gonna be the one burnin' in Hell and the only company you's gonna have is debbils and other sinners. And you's not gonna think tallywhackers is so fun when they's rippin' up yo insides and fillin' you with acid fo' enternities.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Postsigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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Thank you for shareing. Too bad I can't share what I have found. I would get banned.Originally posted by Kazoo View PostComment
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You got it right there. YOU are a joke.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
And in case you didn't notice, the silliest things currently on this board are your posts in which you talk about playing with yourself and wearing tutus.sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
Now we're learning. Don't worry though, the pastors will warm up to you after they get bored of sending you down to Hell to ride on Satan's barbed tallywhacker. Once they open up to you, you realize that they really are all crazy (in the most positive sense of the word, of course).
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Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
I just know you will be there, too. We can have a party.Comment
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Please share yor findings Lunacy.d. Just make it clear that you are posting them as a warning to others, and not as your personal opinions.....Originally posted by Lunar_seed View PostThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
I like you. I play with myself thinking of you. *hugs*Comment
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