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  • blasf2
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2010
    • 22

    #1

    Once I was saved

    Yes, but did not like it.
    Can you tell me why?
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Once I was saved

    Originally posted by blasf2 View Post
    Yes, but did not like it.
    Can you tell me why?
    You were Catholic.
    You were not Saved.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Once I was saved

      Can you tell us why you hate God so much?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • blasf2
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2010
        • 22

        #4
        Re: Once I was saved

        Nothing like that, pastor!
        It was TOO EXPENSIVE, bloody hell!!!...

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        • Miss Cassandra
          Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
          • Feb 2010
          • 369

          #5
          Re: Once I was saved

          Originally posted by blasf2 View Post
          Yes, but did not like it.
          Can you tell me why?
          I think because you finally came to your senses, and realized intolerant, superstitious thinking was detrimental to public safety. Am I correct? This was the thing that made me reject "salvation," anyway.
          An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

          And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


          Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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          • blasf2
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2010
            • 22

            #6
            Re: Once I was saved

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Can you tell us why you hate God so much?
            Pastor, you sound like a RUCKMANITE, I'm afraid!
            My advice to you:
            Let the KJV be inspired, for what I care, but enjoy your life making friends that can help you put a fire out in your house [if it happens sometime, that is].
            Above all stop shooting verses at your neighbours, those who never did a wrong to you, and could help calling the fire department in case your house caught fire sometime!...
            You understand, don't you?
            [Pray this, urgently:
            "Jesus, the saviour of the Jews, help me to debrief from my fanaticism, in Mary's Perpetual Virginity, amen, thanks."]

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Once I was saved

              Originally posted by blasf2 View Post
              Yes, but did not like it.
              Can you tell me why?
              That's easy. It's because satan is your father.

              John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Once I was saved

                Originally posted by blasf2 View Post
                Above all stop shooting verses at your neighbours, those who never did a wrong to you, and could help calling the fire department in case your house caught fire sometime!...
                You understand, don't you?
                Oh, we certainly do. If people are not of the exact same faith as yours, you set their houses alight. Even when they aren't witches. And you call us "intolerant"?


                "Jesus, the saviour of the Jews, help me to debrief from my fanaticism, in Mary's Perpetual Virginity, amen, thanks."]
                Julio, we don't pray to statues or to the woman who was just a vessel for HIM.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • blasf2
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 22

                  #9
                  Re: Once I was saved

                  You are brutally Christian!
                  Why?
                  Reward is for the meek; didn't you read?
                  ["Blessed are the meek, for they will be blessed!"]
                  I will be ahead of you, man! Better ticket.
                  I'm proud of my humility and modesty, that's why!

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: Once I was saved

                    Julio, you can burn down my house if you'd like - it's insured for 3 times it's value. You'd be doing me a solid.

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