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  • The Dribble
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    • Mar 2010
    • 21

    #1

    Sup guys

    So , let's say a masochist goes to hell. If he enjoys it , how will the hell be Hell for him? Or would he go to Heaven so he would feel the hell?
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Sup guys

    Sorry friend. Not even a masochist is going to enjoy having his skin burnt from him day and night.

    That's a silly question.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • The Dribble
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      • Mar 2010
      • 21

      #3
      Re: Sup guys

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Sorry friend. Not even a masochist is going to enjoy having his skin burnt from him day and night.

      That's a silly question.
      I know a guy that is getting his skin pierced every night in all places and he enjoys it.

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #4
        Re: Sup guys

        Maybe this particular chap will be put in a room with soft padding. Only God knows the details.

        Bottomline is: Hell is not a place you will enjoy, regardless of your perversion.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Sup guys

          Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
          I know a guy that is getting his skin pierced every night in all places and he enjoys it.
          He would not enjoy having his entire body crispy fried with 3rd degree burns day and night without ceasing.

          God wouldn't allow him to enjoy hell.
          Stupid question.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • eternallysaved
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 40

            #6
            Re: Sup guys

            Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
            I DERP DERP and DERP DERP.
            What a ridiculous notion.

            You know what, yeah. He'll love Hell. Everyone else who suffers in unspeakable agony for all eternity, I bet they're just sissies. Your buddy is just extra-special, and I'm sure he'll find it's just like a beach resort. Y'all send me a postcard when the two of you are bunk-buddies in eternal hellfire and you lemme know how it's working out for you.
            James 3:8 (King James) - "But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison."

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Sup guys

              If you friend likes pain and hates soft and fluffy, then soft and fluffy the Devil will make it. In Hell, all your worst fears come true, over and over, for all of eternity.

              'Sup' is not a word. Please refrain from your gutter getto wanna be gang banger speak.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Sup guys

                Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
                I know a guy that is getting his skin pierced every night in all places and he enjoys it.
                Why not pour gasoline on his hand and light it on fire? Let us know how much he thanks you for it.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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