Online Confession Booth

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Tiger Woods tried to sleep with me too. I guess he thought I was nothing more than a ball washer.

I met him while I was at a golf tourney with Pastor Zeke and Pastor Osbourne.

I'm not sure what a "Foursome" is, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with golf.

I've been too embarrassed to come forward until now because it makes me feel like a dirty tramp.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Online Confession Booth

It's not your fault. He has a thing for white women like all darkies do. Gve his wife a call and let her know about this. That's one white women who really knows how to handle darkies who step out of line.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Online Confession Booth

I've been too embarrassed to come forward until now because it makes me feel like a dirty tramp.

Perhaps it will soon be time for a little scientific experiment. After his "therapy" has been completed, the Pastors invite him for golf again. Once they are on the course, you sashy up to them with some ice water.

If his therapy has been successful he gets a glass of ice water. If it has not, he gets the bucket.