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In decisive and clear evidence of Jesus's increasing presence on earth, another sinner in Landover's special unit are on their knees begging to drink of Christ's forgiveness.
More vile than Clown; Hellion has been the loudest voice in the insult's hurled at our gentle Pastors as well as been Quarantine's voluntary free ho'. She's been passed around so much the other prisoners refer to her as "Condiment".
Feel free to voice your opinion on Hellion's release. There will be no poll at this time as once again we are being persecuted by yid lawyers & ACLU crybaby-queers questioning our polling methods.
Here's Hellion's weak request to Christ & Landover...
More vile than Clown; Hellion has been the loudest voice in the insult's hurled at our gentle Pastors as well as been Quarantine's voluntary free ho'. She's been passed around so much the other prisoners refer to her as "Condiment".
Feel free to voice your opinion on Hellion's release. There will be no poll at this time as once again we are being persecuted by yid lawyers & ACLU crybaby-queers questioning our polling methods.
Here's Hellion's weak request to Christ & Landover...
I'm sorry for insulting you. It was uncalled for. Clown and Matt are sorry too. And I'd like to add none of us are trannys for those who said so on the "get Clown out of prison" thread.
And to Jesus... So dearly sorry for insulting you in my ways of sinning which include: assault, worshipping Mooby the Golden Calf, lust (especially for that sexy stud from 300 old
), swearing, dishonoring my parents (they weren't Christians, so I don't think that's a sin), well... pretty much breaking every commandment except adultry...
Now, all is left for me to do is humbly fall to my knees and beg for your forgiveness and that of the LBC members or forever burn in hell. If you accept my apologies and allow me to spread your word I will forever serve you and repent my wicked ways, never to commit them again.
Sorry it was so short, Clown stole all the good beggings...
And to Jesus... So dearly sorry for insulting you in my ways of sinning which include: assault, worshipping Mooby the Golden Calf, lust (especially for that sexy stud from 300 old
), swearing, dishonoring my parents (they weren't Christians, so I don't think that's a sin), well... pretty much breaking every commandment except adultry...Now, all is left for me to do is humbly fall to my knees and beg for your forgiveness and that of the LBC members or forever burn in hell. If you accept my apologies and allow me to spread your word I will forever serve you and repent my wicked ways, never to commit them again.
Sorry it was so short, Clown stole all the good beggings...
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