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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #106
    Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

    I can't remember if anyone's done this before, but it should be pretty easy either way:


    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #107
      Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      I can't remember if anyone's done this before, but it should be pretty easy either way:
      Barack Hussein Osbama!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #108
        Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
        Barack Hussein Osbama!
        Right! (Well, you are, he isn't.)
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #109
          Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          Ummm . . . Virginia TempleTon(s)?
          Certainly
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          • Brother Sydup
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2007
            • 6

            #110
            Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

            Here's a twofer..



            versus

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            • Pastor Rune Enoe
              Apostle of the North
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 11680

              #111
              Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

              Originally posted by Brother Sydup View Post
              Here's a twofer..
              Welcome back, Brother.

              The first one must be John Mac Cane.
              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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              • Brother Sydup
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2007
                • 6

                #112
                Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                You are correct sir, and thank you on the welcome.
                I must admit I got caught up in this thread while browsing many topics I missed in my absence and couldn't resist adding my own.

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                • virginWhore
                  Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
                   
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 112

                  #113
                  Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                  John McCain vs Mitt Romney

                  Which will win, Cain or Abel?





                  I pick........seth.




                  vw
                  Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #114
                    Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                    Hint: New look puts the ICK in Tragic.

                    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-22-2007, 12:55 AM.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #115
                      Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Hint: New look puts the ICK in Tragic.

                      Hint: I'm not sure that site allows hotlinking.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #116
                        Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Hint: I'm not sure that site allows hotlinking.
                        Hmm. It worked when I posted it, but not now.

                        Lemme try again:

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                        • Child Byar
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 25

                          #117
                          Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                          "Yeshua" clearly is not smart enough for this game or to choose Heaven's rewards.

                          Petal, I can only imagine that you are portraying Kinky Friedman, the Texas Joo. Am I correct?
                          True Christian Soldier™

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #118
                            Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                            What AM I?
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                            • Virginia Day Templeton
                              Christ's Battle Axe
                               
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2827

                              #119
                              Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                              Could it be these woolly-pelted strumpets?
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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708

                                #120
                                Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                                Holy Cow Sister you are GOOD! That was fast!

                                NEXT!
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