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  • Khatru
    Hatemonger
    • Apr 2010
    • 9

    #1

    The Real Commandments

    Thou shalt not question us. Ever.



    Thou shalt respect, obey and, for ye highest amongst us, dutifully facilitate depraved, child-abusing clerics who after all are god's appointed ones.



    Thou shalt, at our will, mutilate babies and children to appease our...ahem...child-loving god.



    Thou shalt only apply thy troublesome Earthly laws to us when we say so.



    Thou shalt not dare be born of a sexuality that will inhibit our congregation-building baby farming, nor protect thyself against spreading deadly disease should it have the same effect on our farming targets.



    Thou shalt ignore our own god's bizarre concept of all people being equal in his eyes. Ha!



    Thou shalt prolong the agony of dying loved ones for as long as is inhumanly possible.



    Thou shalt not believe anything as inconvenient to us as that Jesus fellow’s so called 'Sermon on the Mount'. As if he'd have anything useful to inspire the likes of us!



    Thou shalt fund our lovely, privileged lives whether you are one of our unthinking slaves or an eternally damned self-thinker.



    Thou shalt accept as unquestionable truth whatever inhuman, illogical, barbaric, divisive, discriminatory or plainly ludicrous pronouncements we happen to utter.
  • The Hand
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 419

    #2
    Re: The Real Commandments

    You're in the wrong place, son. This isn't a Catholic or Muslim forum.
    May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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    • Ex-Pagan
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2010
      • 62

      #3
      Re: The Real Commandments

      I think he might be possessed by the devil to try make us Christian men/woman try turn into Godless Moozlames/Catlickers
      To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

      John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: The Real Commandments

        I'm trying to figure out why it's constantly playing with the fonts. Makes it really annoying to read.

        Guess it's just its way of getting attention.
        Drama queen

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: The Real Commandments

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          I'm trying to figure out why it's constantly playing with the fonts. Makes it really annoying to read.

          Guess it's just its way of getting attention.
          He's also spamming the board with his stupidity. They must have computers in adult day care centers now.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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