X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    One more American step towards the Metric Sytem

    When NASA returns astronauts to the Moon, the mission will be measured kilometers, not miles.



    It is nice to see that not all segments of America are ruled by silly creationists and their ill-educated ilk. NASA has decided to get their act together and from here on out will be working exclusively in the metric domain.

    This acceptance of a world-wide standard (but for America and Liberia) is a small but vital step in the globalisation of the USA!

    Praise Jesus and his many influential and powerful Catholic followers who are, thanks to Mr. Bush jr, expanding their impressive grip on the levers of American power.

    At this rate America will soon be a full ally of Rome and a better place for the Church Jesus built and his billion or so followers.




    Bless you, my soon to elect a Democratic President Liter-Hosers.
    Father Mo

    A Cardinal in the making.

  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: One more American step towards the Metric Sytem

    Then you admit that adopting the metrosexual system is a step in the direction of a one-world government under the Antichrist, a/k/a His Unholiness Pope Maledict. Also, using centimeters instead of inches may make you sound more impressive on priests4altarboys4rightnow.com, but when Jesus drop-kicks you into the lake of fire for worshiping Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie instead of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, it won't matter one bit what units you use to measure the distance.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

    sigpic

    Comment

    Working...