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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #16
    Re: is est Domini votum

    No, I guess not. Laughing at the silliness of you very fundie xtian folk is at times a high point in my day. Mostly those days I'm working, of course.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Poison__x
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2007
        • 174
        #17
        Re: is est Domini votum

        Ubi est pater noster?

        I've just started my second year of puberty
        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 09-01-2007, 12:32 PM. Reason: grammar errors

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #18
            Re: is est Domini votum

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            No, I guess not. Laughing at the silliness of you very fundie xtian folk is at times a high point in my day.
            That, and polluting yourself in the shower.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: is est Domini votum

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                No, I guess not. Laughing at the silliness of you very fundie xtian folk is at times a high point in my day. Mostly those days I'm working, of course.
                You have to look forward to ending up like Lilith who has also been a working girl, lo these MANY years.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #20
                    Re: is est Domini votum

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    That, and polluting yourself in the shower.
                    BT, just because you do that every day, doesn't mean everyone does.

                    You have to look forward to ending up like Lilith who has also been a working girl, lo these MANY years.
                    Nothing wrong with being like Lilith! Not many people have her sharp wit and biting sarcasm.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #21
                        Re: is est Domini votum

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                        Nothing wrong with being like Lilith! Not many people have her sharp wit and biting sarcasm.
                        The only thing sharp and biting about Lilith is the permanent stench of sin that she carries around. Only an unsaved witch like you would admire such depravity.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #22
                            Re: is est Domini votum

                            Well, I'd sooner admire someone with sharp and biting wit than someone who keeps a bear around for unspecified purposes.

                            Know anyone like that, Zeke?
                            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 09-03-2007, 02:00 AM.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • lilith
                                Night Hag
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1232
                                #23
                                Re: is est Domini votum

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Well, I'd sooner admire someone with sharp and biting wit than someone who keeps a bear around for unspecified purposes.

                                Know anyone like that, Zeke?

                                So...not mentioning the fluffy handcuffs then?


                                And Zeke,there's nothing sinful about Ysatis,or Chanel no.5 - except the price.

                                And as I recall,BJ liked it well enough.
                                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #24
                                    Re: is est Domini votum

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The only thing sharp and biting about Lilith is the permanent stench of sin that she carries around.
                                    Sadly, that's not the only thing.
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • lilith
                                        Night Hag
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 1232
                                        #25
                                        Re: is est Domini votum

                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                        Sadly, that's not the only thing.


                                        Mind boggling,the fears blokes have about their dangly bits.
                                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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