[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

are you stupid?
i never once said that christianity isn't a religion, i just said that there is no proof that god exists. And the bible is not proof becuase god didnt write it, becuase he isnt real. Te bible was written by people, ordinary people who probably went crazy because they were old, probably dehydrated, and no one liked them because they believed in horseshit.

want to know the proof that he isnt real. No one has ever seen him, no one has been smited by him, when people pray to him for something to happen....a good portion of the time, it doesnt happen. If he existed and loved us so much, bad things wouldnt happen to us, there would be no bad people, and everyone would believe in him. No one has ever heard him speak to them, because if you think you have your crazy fro talking to someone who isnt real.

you can all just piss off

You'll have all the proof you need when Jesus flicks you like a booger into the Lake of Fire. Enjoy Hell!

[The Hand]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

lets see, oh yeah they all evolved from small bacteria, then they evolved into bigger things, and bigger, and then they adapted to life as we know it.

You have no idea how stupid this sounds, do you?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

lets see, oh yeah they all evolved from small bacteria, then they evolved into bigger things, and bigger, and then they adapted to life as we know it.

bammm, thats how

Are we to seriously believe that mankind just hatched from invisible bugs that make you sneeze? That is so far fetched that only an idiot would believe it. Evilution was created by an English homer who failed medical school, and now it is carried on by nincompoops trying to make a buck off of the public school system with textbook sales.

Even a brief look at eviloutionary theory tells you it was created by a bunch of perverts. Homo Erectus? Take your pick homer. Follow God or go to Hell with the sick-minded scientists.

[the_metatron]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

You have no idea how stupid this sounds, do you?

you obvious dont know stupid you sound saying that people were just randomly created and toyed around by someone that no one has ever seen or spoken to and has no proof that he exists except for a book written by a bunch or crazed people trying to see if they can convice a bunch of people of something they came up while they were smoking a big ol' opium pipe

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

lets see, oh yeah they all evolved from small bacteria, then they evolved into bigger things, and bigger, and then they adapted to life as we know it.

bammm, thats how

Again I have to ask, where are the inbetween organisms? We have single celled organisms (according to you) and we have multi-celled organisms, where are the 5-10-100 celled organisms? Did a billion cells just decide to hang out together one day and create a mushroom?

you obvious dont know stupid you sound saying that people were just randomly created and toyed around by someone that no one has ever seen or spoken to and has no proof that he exists except for a book written by a bunch or crazed people trying to see if they can convice a bunch of people of something they came up while they were smoking a big ol' opium pipe

That's just offensive. How can you say that about God and the men He inspired? God is everywhere! You obviously don't have any children because I can't see how anyone can have a child and not believe in God. Birth is one of His most blessed miracles

[the_metatron]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

You'll have all the proof you need when Jesus flicks you like a booger into the Lake of Fire. Enjoy Hell!

good, i hope he does

[The Hand]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

you obvious dont know stupid you sound saying that people were just randomly created and toyed around by someone that no one has ever seen or spoken to and has no proof that he exists except for a book written by a bunch or crazed people trying to see if they can convice a bunch of people of something they came up while they were smoking a big ol' opium pipe

Don't be afraid to use some correct grammar and punctuation in your rants.

[the_metatron]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

[QUOTE=BelieverInGod;513046]Again I have to ask, where are the inbetween organisms? We have single celled organisms (according to you) and we have multi-celled organisms, where are the 5-10-100 celled organisms? Did a billion cells just decide to hang out together one day and create a mushroom?

5-10-100 celled ARE multi-cellular organisms. Multi- meaning more than 1
and the earth has been around for Billions of years. in that time more cells formed together, and they kept have cells join together and eventually after millions of years the first plants and animals were formed and they evolved and adapted over the course of Billions of years into the animals and plants of today.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

5-10-100 celled ARE multi-cellular organisms. Multi- meaning more than 1
and the earth has been around for Billions of years. in that time more cells formed together, and they kept have cells join together and eventually after millions of years the first plants and animals were formed and they evolved and adapted over the course of Billions of years into the animals and plants of today.

But where are they? Where are the fossils? There's no evidence of any of these things ever existing, it's all conjecture on your part.

[the_metatron]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

Don't be afraid to use some correct grammar and punctuation in your rants.

Piss off!

How's that?

[the_metatron]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

But where are they? Where are the fossils? There's no evidence of any of these things ever existing, it's all conjecture on your part.

there are A LOT of fossils of animals that have evolved into the animals of today. There are fossils all over the place.

[The Hand]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

Piss off!

How's that?

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[Live and Love]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

The morontron here probably expects us to believe that one day, fish got bored of living in the ocean and decided to have a looksee at what was on land. Obviously, they died within seconds, but this didn't stop them! Oh no, those fish were tenacious! They actually learned, solely from the deaths of other fish, that they needed to grow legs and lungs that could work above water.

Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds? Fish are not clever, they cannot simply decide to grow legs. For this to happen there must have been billions of fish trying it out, leaving billions upon billions of bones on the shores of the ocean, which are not there.

And what of the fish still in the sea? Do they just prefer it down there? No, they were created by the almighty to be food for our needs. They are not our grandparents.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

there are A LOT of fossils of animals that have evolved into the animals of today. There are fossils all over the place.

I'm asking for the 5-10-100 celled animals. Quit talking in circles.

[the_metatron]

Re: Why is Christianity a Religion

The mormontron here probably expects us to believe that one day, fish got bored of living in the ocean and decided to have a looksee at what was on land. Obviously, they died within seconds, but this didn't stop them! Oh no, those fish were tenacious! They actually learned, solely from the deaths of other fish, that they needed to grow legs and lungs that could work above water.

Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds? Fish are not clever, they cannot simply decide to grow legs. For this to happen there must have been billions of fish trying it out, leaving billions upon billions of bones on the shores of the ocean, which are not there.

And what of the fish still in the sea? Do they just prefer it down there? No, they were created by the almighty to be food for our needs. They are not our grandparents.

Wrong, it didnt take a day and they didnt just decide. It took billions of years! BILLIONS. And we didnt evolve from aquatic animals, if you think im trying to tell you that, your an idiot. We evolve from land animals, like monkeys