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  • RossDLtn
    Seeking the Lord
    Forum Member
    • May 2007
    • 84
    #1

    In need of Godly advice...

    I have come across a perplexing conundrum involving an ex-Juggalo and myself. I'm sure you all remember that I am the neighbor of that "PsychopathicRyda" kid. He has recently denounced all ties with the Insane Clown Posse, and all others involved with it, and has come to me in need of assistance. He has asked me to help teach him about the Word of God, and I have faithfully obliged. He is certainly doing well for being a hopeful convert, however I have a few things that still need clarification.

    If, in fact, he turns out better than he was, shall I re-direct him to these Godly forums? Also, when he disobeys God, put a Bible to his face? I have needed to do this only once, and it seemed to get the point across.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: In need of Godly advice...

      Originally posted by RossDLtn View Post
      Also, when he disobeys God, put a Bible to his face? I have needed to do this only once, and it seemed to get the point across.
      If it works, then go for it, but only if he's not wearing any of that Satan clown paint. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I accidentally smeared devilclown juice all over God's Holy Word.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • RossDLtn
          Seeking the Lord
          Forum Member
          • May 2007
          • 84
          #3
          Re: In need of Godly advice...

          Surprisingly enough, he has completely thrown away the Satan paint and disowned Juggalos. PRAISE!

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            • Brother John III
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2007
              • 14
              #4
              Re: In need of Godly advice...

              Make sure the bible isn't one of those catlick bibles! A KJV1611 bible always does the trick!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: In need of Godly advice...

                  Originally posted by RossDLtn View Post
                  Surprisingly enough, he has completely thrown away the Satan paint and disowned Juggalos. PRAISE!
                  So what cult or fetish is he following now? Clown porn? Midget alien clowns?

                  Isn't it time both of you stopped clowning around and just accept Christ as your personal Savior?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • RossDLtn
                      Seeking the Lord
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2007
                      • 84
                      #6
                      Re: In need of Godly advice...

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      So what cult or fetish is he following now? Clown porn? Midget alien clowns?

                      Isn't it time both of you stopped clowning around and just accept Christ as your personal Savior?
                      He doesn't follow any cult or fetish anymore. I must admit, it seems strange that he, of all people, wants to convert to being a True Christian, as would I. I have seen examples of God's work ever since I became a member here and LBC.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555
                          #7
                          Re: In need of Godly advice...

                          Originally posted by RossDLtn View Post
                          He doesn't follow any cult or fetish anymore. I must admit, it seems strange that he, of all people, wants to convert to being a True Christian, as would I. I have seen examples of God's work ever since I became a member here and LBC.
                          Well, if you are sincere, then I'll help you. First, click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892
                              #8
                              Re: In need of Godly advice...

                              Originally posted by RossDLtn View Post
                              He doesn't follow any cult or fetish anymore. I must admit, it seems strange that he, of all people, wants to convert to being a True Christian, as would I. I have seen examples of God's work ever since I became a member here and LBC.
                              That's great.
                              If you're really sincere, then you can start by sharing your first-hand witness account of God's work with us, friend.
                              Then do as Pastor Ezekiel says and hit the PayPal button! Glory!
                              Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-05-2007, 12:42 AM.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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