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  • leeman15251
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2007
    • 2

    #1

    hell

    if there was a hell everyone in this church is going.

    you need to say this jesus is fake on the site.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-03-2007, 10:06 AM. Reason: too many one line posts in succession
  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843

    #2
    Re: hell

    Originally posted by leeman15251
    you need to say Jesus is fake on the site.
    Have you read your KJV1611 Bible today, sinner?
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: hell

      Originally posted by leeman15251 View Post
      if there was a hell everyone in this church is going.
      you need to say this jesus is fake on the site.
      Why all the hostility, friend? Don't you know that Jesus loves you? He shed his blood on the cross for you, friend.

      He brought you to our site for a reason. He's calling you. Shhhhh! Listen.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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      • Brother Guy Bayard
        Anvil of the Antipodes
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2007
        • 1271

        #4
        Re: hell

        Originally posted by leeman15251 View Post
        if there was a hell everyone in this church is going.

        you need to say this church is fake on the site.

        Your post is a cry for help, and the good pastors here at Landover are here for that very reason - to help you through tithing and literal interpretation of the KJV bible.
        If we are to help you turn your sinning face away from sin and back to the beautiful blue eyes of Jesus, we need to know - what church is it you attend that is fake?
        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        • Wash O'Hanley
          Debate Moderator (and participant)
          Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
          Louder Than Reason
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2126

          #5
          Re: hell

          I sincerely hope that I, and all of God's children, get to one day go to Hell so that it can strengthen my love of Jesus through my desire to not go there permanently.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #6
            Re: hell

            Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
            I sincerely hope that I, and all of God's children, get to one day go to Hell so that it can strengthen my love of Jesus through my desire to not go there permanently.
            Brother Wash, I'm sure that this heathen believes that hell is a "fake place" too. He probably thinks that the Holy Bible is a "fake book" and that his parents are "fake parents" who are cyborgs programmed by aliens, sent here to trick him into eating his mush.

            The boy is lost, and if he wants to avoid a very non-fake eternity gulping gallons of non-fake scalding hot sulfur, he'd better get on his scrawny little knees and beg Jesus to enter his heart as he has mine.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother John III
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2007
              • 14

              #7
              Re: hell

              I find myself really hurt that he said that our church is fake.

              This church is His favorite church and you are saying that it is fake?

              Read a KJV bible and tell God to forgive you!

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #8
                Re: hell

                Originally posted by Brother John III View Post
                Read a KJV bible and tell God to forgive you!
                It's probably too late for that. Look what she posted in "What religion are you?"
                Originally posted by leeman15251 View Post
                i'm a wiccan
                She admits she is a witch in league with the Devil. Therefore, she can only be here to try to sow discord, so pay her no heed.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                #ChristianLivesMatter

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                • Joh
                  Unsaved Spear Chucker Trash
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 50

                  #9
                  Re: hell

                  No, actually everything they're saying is bibilically correct.

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: hell

                    Originally posted by Joh View Post
                    No, actually everything they're saying is bibilically correct.
                    That's right, we present the scripture as it is actually written in the King James, which is the only accurate, uncorrupted and true Bible.

                    Other churches don't tell their followers that. They are all doomed because of the lie. Unknowingly they will burn in Hell because of it.

                    Fake Jesus on a fake site, Lie-man15251? Think again!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Poetic Peter
                      Christian Poet Emeritus
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1696

                      #11
                      Re: hell


                      Originally posted by leeman15251 View Post
                      if there was a hell everyone in this church is going.

                      you need to say this jesus is fake on the site.



                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      It's probably too late for that. Look what she posted in "What religion are you?"


                      She admits she is a witch in league with the Devil. Therefore, she can only be here to try to sow discord, so pay her no heed.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben








                      Things are seldom what they seem;
                      wiccans all cry for ice cream

                      and candy cane f o r e v e r m o r e s.
                      They'll pay in hell, those devil whores.

                      Yes, things are so seldom what we would bring
                      to eat in this Supper of Life for our King




                      (thank you Jesus for re-guiding my pen. I will put this to the corner and think again)
                      Last edited by Poetic Peter; 09-20-2007, 04:08 PM.

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