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  • Dale
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2007
    • 7

    #1

    I'm SAVED!!!!!!!!

    Thank you Brothers and Sisters for the hefty dose of good clean fun every day. I found your Godly site quite by accident, but have truely enjoyed and learned SO much since that glorious day.

    Have you ever thought about going on TV? You know, like the 700 Club only for TRUE Christians.

    Dale, on the left coast for all the RIGHT reasons........
    Dale, on the left coast for all the RIGHT reasons......
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: I'm SAVED!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Dale View Post
    Thank you Brothers and Sisters for the hefty dose of good clean fun every day. I found your Godly site quite by accident, but have truely enjoyed and learned SO much since that glorious day.

    Have you ever thought about going on TV? You know, like the 700 Club only for TRUE Christians.

    Dale, on the left coast for all the RIGHT reasons........
    Of course. But we are not televangelists. They are all money-grubbing False Christians. When JESUS wants us on TV, He will provide.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: I'm SAVED!!!!!!!!

      Originally posted by Dale View Post
      Thank you Brothers and Sisters for the hefty dose of good clean fun every day. I found your Godly site quite by accident, but have truely enjoyed and learned SO much since that glorious day.

      Have you ever thought about going on TV? You know, like the 700 Club only for TRUE Christians.

      Dale, on the left coast for all the RIGHT reasons........
      Praise Jesus and thank you for the kind words friend. We all work hard on behalf of Christ here, and appreciate fellow believers offering support.

      Speaking of which, have you tithed yet? That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this screen is waiting for your touch. If you want to help support our fight against satan and spread Jesus' message all over the world, and especially if you want to avoid roasting in the flames of hellfire, then send in 30% of your income (gross, not net) today. Praise Jesus!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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