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  • wagingwareveryday
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Sep 2007
    • 5

    #1

    Completely Confused

    Ok, this is a completely honest question and I would appreciate it if someone would please answer it in a completely honest fashion.
    Is this website a joke? All the information on it, the things said- is this website supposed to be a spoof? Or are the people who write on here actually serious?
    Please, someone, answer my question.
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Completely Confused

    There is nothing funny about eternal damnation.
    We are as serious as Jesus Christs love and I suggest you read through the Bible and accept Him before He kills you.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #3
      Re: Completely Confused

      That's the KJV1611 Bible, GOD'S favorite Bible, the only true Bible, and written in English, GOD'S favorite language ... start at the beginning ...

      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • wagingwareveryday
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Sep 2007
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Completely Confused

        I seriously hope you are both joking.
        This is ridiculous.

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #5
          Re: Completely Confused

          Originally posted by wagingwareveryday View Post
          Ok, this is a completely honest question and I would appreciate it if someone would please answer it in a completely honest fashion.
          Is this website a joke? All the information on it, the things said- is this website supposed to be a spoof? Or are the people who write on here actually serious?
          Please, someone, answer my question.

          There is nothing funny whatsoever about the literal interpretation of the King James Bible. Its about as close to reality as Hell on Earth. Every Pastor and True Christian is deadly serious about the ramifications of those who choose to ignore the word of the lord our God. We all live in fear, as should you. Seriously.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #6
            Re: Completely Confused

            Originally posted by wagingwareveryday View Post
            I seriously hope you are both joking.
            This is ridiculous.
            It's understandable that you would think that—very few people are so passionate about God, so when you meet people who are it might be a bit of a shock.

            Don't worry, though, we want to be your friend and so does Jesus! He loves you so much that He suffered and died temporarily for you just so He wouldn't have to condemn you to eternal torment. Yes, He did it all for you! Isn't that amazing?

            Why don't you open a King James Bible and start learning about Him?
            Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 09-04-2007, 01:02 AM.
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            • wagingwareveryday
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Sep 2007
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Completely Confused

              I did not say not to take the Bible seriously. I am a Christian. But hatred is written all over this website, as well as outright and complete blasphemy. Selling Jesus thongs and t-shirts that say Fornicator is completely ridiculous. I was hoping that these things were a spoof, but apparently not. There is no love of God in the words written on this website. All of it is full of hate.

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #8
                Re: Completely Confused

                Originally posted by wagingwareveryday View Post
                All of it is full of hate.
                So is the Bible.

                Psalm 5:5
                The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

                Deuteronomy 16:22
                Neither shalt thou set thee up any image; which the LORD thy God hateth.

                Luke 14:26
                If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


                Are you one of those feel-good "Christians" who thinks that God loves everybody and who only pays attention to the Bible verses he likes?
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                • wagingwareveryday
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Completely Confused

                  Nope. Not at all.
                  But there is a difference between hate and love.
                  And you know what - I've wasted my time on here. I've just done some research, and this website is a true as Hell and Damnation. I apologize for doubting you.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #10
                    Re: Completely Confused

                    Now there is apologizing and then there is being sorry. You have done the first, now let us ensure the latter, with a nice healthy tithe
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                    • wagingwareveryday
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Completely Confused

                      It's really wonderful how you people have wasted so much time to spread your hatred for us satanists and our faith - which, of course, you have no reason for. I tried to delete my account - would you please do it for me? I don't want to associate with Christian garbage any more.

                      Jesus (and we Mods) hears your plea, you damned & lying satanist. You are now on Moderation.
                      -Brother SS
                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-05-2007, 04:54 PM. Reason: Granted wish

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Completely Confused

                        Originally posted by wagingwareveryday View Post
                        Nope. Not at all.
                        But there is a difference between hate and love.
                        Really? I had no idea. Any more fascinating discoveries you'd like to share with us?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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