Completely Confused

[wagingwareveryday (On Moderation)]

Ok, this is a completely honest question and I would appreciate it if someone would please answer it in a completely honest fashion.
Is this website a joke? All the information on it, the things said- is this website supposed to be a spoof? Or are the people who write on here actually serious?
Please, someone, answer my question.

[Marshall]

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There is nothing funny about eternal damnation.
We are as serious as Jesus Christs love and I suggest you read through the Bible and accept Him before He kills you.

[Sister Noddy]

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That's the KJV1611 Bible, GOD'S favorite Bible, the only true Bible, and written in English, GOD'S favorite language ... start at the beginning ...

[wagingwareveryday (On Moderation)]

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I seriously hope you are both joking.
This is ridiculous.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Ok, this is a completely honest question and I would appreciate it if someone would please answer it in a completely honest fashion.
Is this website a joke? All the information on it, the things said- is this website supposed to be a spoof? Or are the people who write on here actually serious?
Please, someone, answer my question.

There is nothing funny whatsoever about the literal interpretation of the King James Bible. Its about as close to reality as Hell on Earth. Every Pastor and True Christian is deadly serious about the ramifications of those who choose to ignore the word of the lord our God. We all live in fear, as should you. Seriously.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I seriously hope you are both joking.
This is ridiculous.

It's understandable that you would think that—very few people are so passionate about God, so when you meet people who are it might be a bit of a shock.

Don't worry, though, we want to be your friend and so does Jesus! He loves you so much that He suffered and died temporarily for you just so He wouldn't have to condemn you to eternal torment. Yes, He did it all for you! Isn't that amazing?

Why don't you open a King James Bible and start learning about Him?

[wagingwareveryday (On Moderation)]

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I did not say not to take the Bible seriously. I am a Christian. But hatred is written all over this website, as well as outright and complete blasphemy. Selling Jesus thongs and t-shirts that say Fornicator is completely ridiculous. I was hoping that these things were a spoof, but apparently not. There is no love of God in the words written on this website. All of it is full of hate.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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All of it is full of hate.

So is the Bible.

Psalm 5:5
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Deuteronomy 16:22
Neither shalt thou set thee up any image; which the LORD thy God hateth.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Are you one of those feel-good "Christians" who thinks that God loves everybody and who only pays attention to the Bible verses he likes?

[wagingwareveryday (On Moderation)]

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Nope. Not at all.
But there is a difference between hate and love.
And you know what - I've wasted my time on here. I've just done some research, and this website is a true as Hell and Damnation. I apologize for doubting you.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Now there is apologizing and then there is being sorry. You have done the first, now let us ensure the latter, with a nice healthy tithe

[wagingwareveryday (On Moderation)]

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It's really wonderful how you people have wasted so much time to spread your hatred for us satanists and our faith - which, of course, you have no reason for. I tried to delete my account - would you please do it for me? I don't want to associate with Christian garbage any more.

Jesus (and we Mods) hears your plea, you damned & lying satanist. You are now on Moderation.
-Brother SS

[Brother Temperance]

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Nope. Not at all.
But there is a difference between hate and love.

Really? I had no idea. Any more fascinating discoveries you'd like to share with us?