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  • Sister Rebecca
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 390
    #1

    A Truly Godly site

    Ignore the one where the filthy Joo is advertised. I am thinking they had to pay extra just to get their ad on the site. The sooner she is gone the better.
    Notice how some of them are REALLY cheap! I find myself thinking they lost their virginity and now no one wants them. I may just buy them myself and marry them off to my Messican gardener. Then I would have free help in the house for YEARS to come! Being white, of course, would be a step up from that nasty Chinee lady. I have to run and hide when she comes over! She scares me...

    marryourdaughter.com - This website is for sale! - marryourdaughter Resources and Information.
    http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
    This website is for sale! marryourdaughter.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, marryourdaughter.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!


    I LOVE the testimonials! The one where she got her parents out of the trailer park, and the one where the parents got a new jacuzzi and want to marry off their younger one too are so inspiring *sniff sniff* I am going to cry from the sheer Godliness of all of it! It is sucj an inspiration!
    I hope the site is still available when my own son is ready to take a wife. Surely he can find his perfect match here! Unspoiled and Godly! Bless them all!
    Jesus is watching you masturbate.

    Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

    numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe
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    • Mr. Jingles
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 574
      #2
      Re: A Truly Godly site

      Here's another fine Godly link...




      http://www.taketheaction.com/

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: A Truly Godly site

          Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
          Here's another fine Godly link...

          http://www.taketheaction.com/
          Bah! Jesus isn't mentioned once on that site. Trying to quit the sin of Onan for secular reasons will never work. The best you can do is control it using the reccomendations offered HERE by our pastors. We worked hard on this one, sweating it out in an all night session.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • vestal_mastecation
              Unsaved Gormless Adolescent Trash
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Apr 2007
              • 45
              #4
              Re: A Truly Godly site

              I prefer this site:
              www.godhatesfags.com

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                • Mr. Jingles
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 574
                  #5
                  Re: A Truly Godly site

                  I have seen www.yourchristianpresident.com; it says unkind things about God's chosen President George W Bush. I feel sorry for that website's owner, as he will face an eternity of Hellfire. On second thought, no I don't- that person has it coming.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323
                      #6
                      Re: A Truly Godly site

                      Originally posted by vestal_mastecation View Post
                      I prefer this site:
                      www.godhatesfags.com
                      You are about to prefer sitting in the basement typing to yourself. I am getting tired of your boring and witless one-liners. they aren't new, they aren't funny, the aren't CHRISTIAN. think before you post again, lest ye be seen on Pastor's GONG show.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: A Truly Godly site

                          Thank you so much for this site. I believe I am going to propose to Cheyyene B.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • lord warrior
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 406
                              #8
                              Re: A Truly Godly site

                              Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
                              Ignore the one where the filthy Joo is advertised. I am thinking they had to pay extra just to get their ad on the site. The sooner she is gone the better.
                              Notice how some of them are REALLY cheap! I find myself thinking they lost their virginity and now no one wants them. I may just buy them myself and marry them off to my Messican gardener. Then I would have free help in the house for YEARS to come! Being white, of course, would be a step up from that nasty Chinee lady. I have to run and hide when she comes over! She scares me...

                              marryourdaughter.com - This website is for sale! - marryourdaughter Resources and Information.
                              http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
                              This website is for sale! marryourdaughter.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, marryourdaughter.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!


                              I LOVE the testimonials! The one where she got her parents out of the trailer park, and the one where the parents got a new jacuzzi and want to marry off their younger one too are so inspiring *sniff sniff* I am going to cry from the sheer Godliness of all of it! It is sucj an inspiration!
                              I hope the site is still available when my own son is ready to take a wife. Surely he can find his perfect match here! Unspoiled and Godly! Bless them all!

                              I cannot thank you enough for the link to this wonderful site. Jesus has finaly provided me with my new wife.

                              Courtney P.
                              Age: 13,
                              Location: South

                              Bride Price:
                              $49,995Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.


                              I know what your thinking, she's to young to marry. But I now live in blessed Arkansas, and god has made it possible, thru a legaslative over site, to marry a girl of any age, if her parents allow. And since I just got money from my parents, I can buy her daddy that 50k Cadilac he has always wanted. Thank you Jesus for making this 40 some man so happy.

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                                • eliot mayfield
                                  God Squad
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9324
                                  #9
                                  Re: A Truly Godly site

                                  Pastors I have a problem. I need somebody to vouch for me. Although I am an American, because I am living abroad there is a problem with Cheyenne. Would one of you be willing to be a character reference?
                                  Matthew:
                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 9323
                                      #10
                                      Re: A Truly Godly site

                                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                      Pastors I have a problem. I need somebody to vouch for me. Although I am an American, because I am living abroad there is a problem with Cheyenne. Would one of you be willing to be a character reference?
                                      That's silly. Money talks. People with money don't need character references, but I'll be happy to send one anyway. It's the Christian thing to do.
                                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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