Demonic work?

[Sister Rebecca]

I am having trouble staying logged in for some reason. Every time I go to another page or try to respond to a post I have to log in, even when it shows me logged in already!
Brothers and Sisters, I am afraid demons have infested my computer. Alas, I can think of nothing else to do but throw it out (or give it to the Messican gargeners so they can fornicate with it) and get a new one.
Unless, that is, I can get a good Pastor to Pray over it??

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Demonic work?

I'm sorry for your troubles Sister, I know how irritating computer trouble can be.

Have you tried Demon Busters? I've had to have Pastor Zeke expell these two pesky demons from my PC before.

http://www.demonbuster.com/boyce.html

Good Luck Sister! I'll pray for you!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Demonic work?

God's Favorite Forum uses Miracle Cookies (unlike the starchy wafers used by the cathylicks) to spread the Holy Word. Cookies need to be enabled in your browser in order for your computer to receive the Lord's gifts.

The Miracle Cookies have a special feature that keeps red-hot imps and pitchfork-wielding trolls from laying traps of molten tar and reeking fogs of diarrheal sulphur in your computer and infecting the Holy Forum. The Miracle Cookies have a time out if you do not read the Forum often enough over a given period of time.

You might try checking the little box labeled "Remember Me?" next to your "User Name" when you login. Be aware that when you do this you need to remember to logout of the Forum should there be any Unsaved Trash, feral children, or demons in the vicinity of your computer lest they get unauthorized access to God's Holy Word.

You also might try upgrading to the latest JesOS for more Salvation.

[Seeker]

Re: Demonic work?

Yep, I have had the same thing happen if I don't check the "remember me." It also won't let you edit unless that is checked.

[Poison__x]

Re: Demonic work?

Roflmao you people are so technically inept.

[Talitha]

Re: Demonic work?

Last time I had Computer problems I took it back to the Store.
I've been told the Store owner will make a full recovery.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Demonic work?

Roflmao you people are so technically inept.

My monitor is showing a distinct pink aura around your text that tells me that Jesus is tiring of your feculent presence in His Holy Forum.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Re: Demonic work?

Since reading auras is part of witchcraft, should you really be doing that?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Demonic work?

Since reading auras is part of witchcraft, should you really be doing that?

I believe it is Jesus that is showing me that aura, but it could be that Poison_x is a hermaphrodite that is posting during a time of the month that the Bible (KJV1611) tells us he should be sequestering himself from the rest of humanity.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Demonic work?

I believe it is Jesus that is showing me that aura, but it could be that Poison_x is a hermaphrodite that is posting during a time of the month that the Bible (KJV1611) tells us he should be sequestering himself from the rest of humanity.

Perhaps some quarantining would benefit his eternal soul?

[Sister Rebecca]

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I wholeheartedly agree with Guy.

Ok, I checked the box, logged in, and tried to reply to this very thread. I had to log in yet again. I have God's cookies enabled.

Now what?