I just want to clear the air

[Wash O'Hanley]

I just want to clear the air about a recent controversy I have been involved in.

Yes: I spent last weekend on a vacation in Cancun with a 15 year old Puerto Rican male prostitute from an online escort service.

No: I did not have sex with him, I simply hired him to be my personal photographer (I don't like asking random strangers to use my camera to take pictures of me, it's embarrassing).

No: I did not know he was 15 years old. I've already contacted his boss, Sugarnuts, and demanded a full refund because of this revelation.

I hope this post will clear the air and my name so that I can get on with my life.

[Talitha]

Re: I just want to clear the air

I just want to clear the air about a recent controversy I have been involved in.

Yes: I spent last weekend on a vacation in Cancun with a 15 year old Puerto Rican male prostitute from an online escort service.

No: I did not have sex with him, I simply hired him to be my personal photographer (I don't like asking random strangers to use my camera to take pictures of me, it's embarrassing).

No: I did not know he was 15 years old. I've already contacted his boss, Sugarnuts, and demanded a full refund because of this revelation.

I hope this post will clear the air and my name so that I can get on with my life.

I don't think there is a problem, Brother.
We all know you have been checked out and are 100% NOT GAY.
I'm sure you had no knowledge of this young male working for an Agency.

Oh, by the way, there was a message from the B.A.S.H Charity Offices. Something about verifying expenses?
I'm sure it's nothing.

[Dirk]

Re: I just want to clear the air

I just want to clear the air about a recent controversy I have been involved in.

Yes: I spent last weekend on a vacation in Cancun with a 15 year old Puerto Rican male prostitute from an online escort service.

No: I did not have sex with him, I simply hired him to be my personal photographer (I don't like asking random strangers to use my camera to take pictures of me, it's embarrassing).

No: I did not know he was 15 years old. I've already contacted his boss, Sugarnuts, and demanded a full refund because of this revelation.

I hope this post will clear the air and my name so that I can get on with my life.

We know we can trust you

[HTannor]

Re: I just want to clear the air

I've already contacted his boss, Sugarnuts, and demanded a full refund because of this revelation.

If Sugarnuts doesn't refund your money, let us know. Brother Hutchins can probably "persuade" some of his messicans to go visit the guy. Wetbacks are known for their prowess with knives.

[Nobar King]

Re: I just want to clear the air

I can't wait to see the photos! Was your new friend good with handling your camera? Did you take a pocket camera or one of those big Jap tourist ones?

[TC Patriot]

Re: I just want to clear the air

Wash, this is probably the same group of Demoncart operatives who tried to say Brother was with child prostitutes in the Dominican Republic.

Wash, their dirty tricks will send them to hell.

[handmaiden]

Re: I just want to clear the air

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You know, all those spanoles cultures do this big thing about their daughters' 15 th birthday. (American's do the "sweet sixteen" thing which is correct).

They're like "oh, she's a young woman now and can be courted." So, what swarthy skinned senor from south of the border has the right to imply that a 15 year old boy is somehow "underage" and not a fit companion (or employee) for a visiting American ready to pump his hard earned cash into Pretty Pedro's, I mean, THEIR economy?

They should be grateful. We're the ones putting the food on their tables and the shirts on their lean, supple, well muscled, bronze backs. Oh, and without the aforementioned shirts, their backs would be black, not bronze, so we're pulling their cajonnes out of the fire in more ways than one.

But its never enough is it? My heart goes out to your Brother.

Supportively Yours,

Handmaiden

[Dirk]

Re: I just want to clear the air

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You know, all those spanoles cultures do this big thing about their daughters' 15 th birthday. (American's do the "sweet sixteen" thing which is correct).

They're like "oh, she's a young woman now and can be courted." So, what swarthy skinned senor from south of the border has the right to imply that a 15 year old boy is somehow "underage" and not a fit companion (or employee) for a visiting American ready to pump his hard earned cash into Pretty Pedro's, I mean, THEIR economy?

They should be grateful. We're the ones putting the food on their tables and the shirts on their lean, supple, well muscled, bronze backs. Oh, and without the aforementioned shirts, their backs would be black, not bronze, so we're pulling their cajonnes out of the fire in more ways than one.

But its never enough is it? My heart goes out to your Brother.

Supportively Yours,

Handmaiden

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