Compassionate Remembrance of 9/11 and How It Changed Everything

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Compassionate Remembrance of 9/11(tm) and How It Changed Everything


Brothers and Sisters,
It was six years ago this very day that a bunch of cowardly towel-headed freaks hopped onto three jet airplanes and rammed them nose-first into some of America's most treasured buildings. This act of terrorism is cause for us to continually remember those lost and to look to the future, realizing that we must remain vigilant, lest Satan once again find a chink in America's Godly Armor.


In uncertain times like these, where Hillary Clinton and some black man are running for President, it is no secret that Satan is launching a massive offensive against Jesus' few remaining followers here on earth. He would love nothing more than to see America hand over her reigns to the terrorists/Democrats and to install Satanism as her primary religion in place of Christianity.


On this fateful day, let us remember that these sand-colored people want to kill you and everyone you care about. As we speak, they are currently looking up your home address in a phone book and calling in a bomb-order on you and your family. The defeat-o-crats in Congress would like the President to stop his totally-necessary attempts to save you and your loved ones by forcing him to get “warrants” or at least “reasons” to be monitoring your life, but without the ability to monitor your every move, the terrorists win. Remember: 9/11 changed everything. The government needs to keep an eye on you to keep you safe—that is it's number 1 duty.


In the interest of safety, remember to vote Republican in 2008, in the off-chance that there are elections. Voting a democrat into office is like voting for Bin Laden to run your country! The second that George W. Bush steps out of office, unless another Godly Republican male steps in, Al Qaida will immediately begin to hunt down every single person you've ever loved and slowly torture them to death.

Vote Republican or Die!

[Marshall]

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I am not a filthy Muslim so I have no reason to object if the President wants to listen to my phone prayer line or me talking to my Aunt Esther about her car backfiring when it goes into reverse. Burning too rich, adjust the carburetor I say, and the President agrees. No big deal.
If you have nothing to hide why would you object to being searched or listened to just to make sure? If it eases the Presidents mind, isn't it worth it? He's got a lot to think about and sure his brain is huge, but can only take so much before he needs reassurance that we are not all plotting some Islamic holocaust on his front lawn.

Of course this isn't true for the Democraps who always have something to hide and have more skeletons in their closet than Ted Kennedys first cars trunk. They are in constant fear of being found out whether it's a gay whorehouse in their basement or $90,000 in "frozen assets" in their meat locker on the back porch. Dems always do things wrong and they are sure that they will be found out if the President DOES HIS JOB and protects America from the Islamic savages who use the phone here.

Our leader only wants what is best for us and in a post 9/11 world that means trusting only those he knows well and those who invest in him to be effective, which he is. Everyone else is suspect and rightly so. It is the wiley terrorists who blend in so well as to attend flight schools un noticed, even after refusing landing training. They are the ones we need to focus on and eventually we will get them all Lord willing. Otherwise it is up to YOU to be on the level and to not be a filthy terrorist or talk to one or talk to someone who knows one or knows ones family or knows someone named like a terrorist or who looks Islamic.

Be vigilant and send those prayers on high brethren and sistren in Christ! Lord knows nothing works like prayer!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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God would have had NO REASON to let Saddam attack us on that fateful day if it wasn't for all the homosexuality, feminism, abortion, and jazz music running rampant in our culture.

Luckily, six years from today we'll all have been Raptured... but we'll have front row seats to the mother of all battles. The glorious slaughter of heathens that occurs during Armageddon will make 9/11 look like a Raffi concert!

[Marshall]

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Raffi is definitely gay.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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When I think of the events of September 11, 2001, I think of the 2,973 innocent Americans that died on that day and the estimated $400 billion in damage.

Then I thank God that Our Godly President sought revenge against Saddam in Iraq, and how that revenge was absolutely worth the 3,600 troops lost and $500 billion spent to achieve it.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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God would have had NO REASON to let Saddam attack us on that fateful day if it wasn't for all the homosexuality, feminism, abortion, and jazz music running rampant in our culture.

Luckily, six years from today we'll all have been Raptured... but we'll have front row seats to the mother of all battles. The glorious slaughter of heathens that occurs during Armageddon will make 9/11 look like a Raffi concert!

Don't forget reefer and Elvis Aaron Presley. When when that Presley jiggled his pelvis to a jungle beat, he led many Bible-raised teenagers to hell. Fallen sinners are still celebrating The Day He Died and Went To Hell, thirty years later.

[Marshall]

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The giant steps forward we've made in Iraq more than make up for the low casualty rate we've suffered. I mean 5 years, less than 4 grand killed? Not bad. We should throw a war for every generation so that they might know who's still boss of this planet and who Jesus prefers.

Only by killing as many of their people as possible can we properly honor the dead of 9/11. Jesus will tell President Bush when enough is enough, until then, stay the course. As Jesus commands.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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The giant steps forward we've made in Iraq more than make up for the low casualty rate we've suffered. I mean 5 years, less than 4 grand killed? Not bad. We should throw a war for every generation so that they might know who's still boss of this planet and who Jesus prefers.

Only by killing as many of their people as possible can we properly honor the dead of 9/11. Jesus will tell President Bush when enough is enough, until then, stay the course. As Jesus commands.

Beautiful and touching words, Brother. I would like your permission to have these words engraved on a plaque to mount on the wall in my study.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Very true, Brothers, very true. If this were the 1200's the casualty count would be 4k per day! Now that war is safer than ever we almost can't afford NOT to have wars whenever we want! Don't like Iran? China? North Korea?

[Marshall]

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Iran needs warring. The little Pol Pot running North Korea just needs killing.
China? THAT will be a Godly battle. Billions of dead will sure be difficult to dispose of.

[Hitoshi]

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Iran needs warring. The little Pol Pot running North Korea just needs killing.
China? THAT will be a Godly battle. Billions of dead will sure be difficult to dispose of.

China is sissy joke Japan prove for this already okay was call World War 2.

and you are smart for not say Japan. Japan is have much technology and soldier have discipline. if American and Japan rematch is total different this time.

[Brother Temperance]

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China? THAT will be a Godly battle. Billions of dead will sure be difficult to dispose of.

Well, the hippies are always saying that we need to switch to using more biologically-based fuels, so slaughtering billions of Chinamen should be a good way of keeping everyone happy, really.

[Marshall]

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China is sissy joke Japan prove for this already okay was call World War 2.

and you are smart for not say Japan. Japan is have much technology and soldier have discipline. if American and Japan rematch is total different this time.

You sure are sassy for a sissy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Japan is have much technology and soldier have discipline. if American and Japan rematch is total different this time.

Right. Your Jap Navy recruitment commercial alone has us all quaking in our boots.

A few tiny toy boats with tiny pea-shooter guns, queer seamen, absolutely zero natural resources, and the Godly American military STILL occupying your tiny cesspool island more than 60 years after we whipped your yellow asses in WW2 does not add up to military power. Go back to slurping down your pot noodles with mayonnaise on it, and leave the thinking to the grownups Hop-Sing.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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China is sissy joke Japan prove for this already okay was call World War 2.

Gooks beating up chinks is hardly impressive.

if American and Japan rematch is total different this time.

Correct! This time we wouldn't lose even ONE MARINE. We'd just nuke your little islands back to their origin....Korean Mongols.

In case you missed it, American submarines are still sinking jap warships which attempt to sneak into Pearl Harbor. Everyone agreed to call it an 'accident', but you can be sure there was a little nip in the air that night after the torpedoes hit.