Drastic measures to alleviate British homo shortage

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

And for those of us that thought there were more than enough queers in Britain, now this outrage, courtesy the 2012 Olympics:


Anyone who thought The Fuwa (aka, "The Friendlies," the official mascots of the 2008 Beijing Olympics) or Izzy (aka, Whatizit from the 1996 Atlanta Games) were bizarre, wait till you get a load of Wenlock and Mandeville. Those are the names of the wacky new mascots unveiled in London on Wednesday for the 2012 Olympic and Paralympic games.
The London organizers said the one-eyed creatures -- who kind of look like a cross between Muno from "Yo Gabba Gabba" and a cellphone -- are supposed to help inspire kids to get involved with Olympic sports.



The phallic representation of these mascot abominations are so prevalent and obvious it defies belief how they could have been approved, other than by mincing, prancing, sniggering homo pixies.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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The phallic representation of these mascot abominations are so prevalent and obvious it defies belief how they could have been approved, other than by mincing, prancing, sniggering homo pixies.

And I'm sure that the placement of the rainbow in the background is no coincidence...

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Drastic measures to alleviate British homo shortage

This was also carried on the ABC World News tonight.


I nearly vomited.

The ABC coverage evinced no revulsion at these depraved abominations. I could just imagine the homozation of children is under way right now. No doubt there will be dolls available at toy stores everywhere.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I think this is a prototype. See its lustful gaze as it drools over that "bear" man, and reaches for him with its smooth appendage?

[handmaiden]

Re: Drastic measures to alleviate British homo shortage

Eeeww! They are disgusting!

They honestly look like something those loony Japanese would come with up with. You know, like from those "shows" they export to sell chips or disks or whatever.

Really, the only advantage to involving homos in a R&D project is that they usually have good taste, if nothing else.

I would have thought that they might have come up something like a Paddington Bear theme or an Eliza Doolittle. Those two spawns from nightmare land are uglier than a mouth full of British teeth!


Shudderingly Yours,

Handmaiden

H

[Nobar King]

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They appear to be suffering from trouser-drop. Could this be the answer to the worldwide belt shortage?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Drastic measures to alleviate British homo shortage

And I thought the Vancouver ones were bad.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Drastic measures to alleviate British homo shortage

The Englandistanis do seem to have a fascination with such creatures.