Dandy New GODLY Product!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

JUST IN TIME FOR THE WITCH HUNT 2007!

Brothers and Sisters look at this new gadget! I just bought one from Alabama, it should be here by Saturday.

This handy invention is a Portable Nigra Lynch! It could also come in handy for hanging pesky homers and hellbound witches.

Sweet huh!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Nobar King]

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1600 lbs. is a little excessive for a double gallows.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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1600 lbs. is a little excessive for a double gallows.

Considering the ever-increasing rate of obesity in America, it's best to plan for the future.

[Larry Lee]

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Sweet huh!

Lve, Sister Thumper

Sister, the homers, Goths and activist Judges will practically line up to take their turn.

[roserougesang]

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Sister, the homers, Goths and activist Judges will practically line up to take their turn.

I'd like to stay alive, thank you very much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd like to stay alive, thank you very much.

Than why do you reject Christ and worship satan, you revolting harlot.

[roserougesang]

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I don't worship Satan though. What makes you think that I do? I'm not a harlot either

[lord warrior]

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Hey BTB, do you need a heavy truck, or will my half ton work?

[Nobar King]

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The ad SAYS guaranteed to 1600 lbs, plus the weight of the contraption, should bring it to a ton. But maybe it doesn't matter if the truck isn't moving if you max it out briefly. You weren't planning on having it in a parade, were you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I finally had a look at that thing. It won't work. the leverage of the spool is impossible. It needs an electric winch, and what is the purpose of all that rigamarole on the back? Son, I can do the same thing with a tow truck from the gas station down the street. Heck, you can get this whole rig for $700 and use it for years. You can't see them clearly, but this had dual spools and the boom extends and elevates. If hangin' doesn't work the dualies give it plenty of traction for dragging.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The ad SAYS guaranteed to 1600 lbs, plus the weight of the contraption, should bring it to a ton. But maybe it doesn't matter if the truck isn't moving if you max it out briefly. You weren't planning on having it in a parade, were you?

Speaking of parades, it might make an effective witnessing tool at Gay Pride Day. The person in the passenger's seat could pass out Chick tracts on sodomy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Speaking of parades, it might make an effective witnessing tool at Gay Pride Day. The person in the passenger's seat could pass out Chick tracts on sodomy.

Okay, but no rainbow noose! We don't need to mollycoddle the queers just because we are a part of their parade!

[lord warrior]

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The ad SAYS guaranteed to 1600 lbs, plus the weight of the contraption, should bring it to a ton. But maybe it doesn't matter if the truck isn't moving if you max it out briefly. You weren't planning on having it in a parade, were you?

NO, but I was planning to take it to the gay pride parade in Little Rock. Start with the one's dressed as scantily clad women and just work my way down.

Puts a godly twist to the phrase, "Where do the fags hanging around here."

[Sister Rebecca]

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Oh, I bet that tow truck would come in handy... after hanging several during the parade, we could take them down and tie them to the back of the tow truck and follow the first one! It would look like one of those "just married" cars with the cans and stuff tied to the bumpers. Hehehe

[Wash O'Hanley]

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The hanging spook in that picture looks an awful lot like NFL Super Star and ex-negro O.J. Simpson.