WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[Five Year Old Girl]

I was tryin' ta' come tawk ta' Jeevus & stuff on accounta I'ma goo lil' Babtist girl, an' I miss Gramma Sue an' ever' one heow. But I was all stuck, like, ina lobby, an' it said I was ina moderatin' cue.

Who gived me ta' thuh Japernese?

(sniff!)

[Sister Noddy]

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I was tryin' ta' come tawk ta' Jeevus & stuff on accounta I'ma goo lil' Babtist girl, an' I miss Gramma Sue an' ever' one heow. But I was all stuck, like, ina lobby, an' it said I was ina moderatin' cue.

Who gived me ta' thuh Japernese?

(sniff!)

Hi, welcome to the forum, and we wanna know what your favorite Bible verses of your favorite Bible are, and how you feel about Jesus.

(Hint: the answers are, the King James Version 1611, and you LVE JESUS like all good little Baptist girls should! Yoooou got that?)

With hugs, Sister Noddy

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Oh my Gosh, Sister Noddy. Don't post no more; yer gonna b'come evow!

[Sister Noddy]

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Oh my Gosh, Sister Noddy. Don't post no more; yer gonna b'come evow!

Oh my gosh, Little Baptist Girl, am I approaching that unmentionable evow number? Well then I shall have to post quickly and skip right over it, with the loving protection of Jesus, of course!

Let us pray, Sister Noddy

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Okay,

Pwease Jeevus, pwease heowp Auntie Noddie ta' go through the death valley shadow wifout bad Uncow Nic findin' her an' like makin' her inta' some bad wicker type person wif' a whole buncha catses. Heowp Auntie Noddie ta' be a good Babtist lady, like what hates Homers & stuff Like we're all aposed to.

[eliot mayfield]

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Welcome back. I was wondering what happened to you. I was afraid evil had befallen you.

[Sister Noddy]

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Okay,

Pwease Jeevus, pwease heowp Auntie Noddie ta' go through the death valley shadow wifout bad Uncow Nic findin' her an' like makin' her inta' some bad wicker type person wif' a whole buncha catses. Heowp Auntie Noddie ta' be a good Babtist lady, like what hates Homers & stuff Like we're all aposed to.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH I have reached the evow number Little Baptist Sister!

But never fear, Jesus has sent me an angel to pray for me, that I Noddy might not stumble and fall into the Valley of the Shadow, and get tempted by the devil (and don't worry about the homers, sweetie, Jesus hates homers and wickeds, and so does Auntie Noddy)

Praise! (making haste to my next post now)

[Sister Noddy]

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... and I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

A scary moment or two there, Little Sister, but the angels were with me, and I have come home to the other side, OUR side with JESUS!

GLORY! ... with love, Sister Auntie Noddy

[Brother Temperance]

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I was tryin' ta' come tawk ta' Jeevus & stuff on accounta I'ma goo lil' Babtist girl, an' I miss Gramma Sue an' ever' one heow. But I was all stuck, like, ina lobby, an' it said I was ina moderatin' cue.

Who gived me ta' thuh Japernese?

(sniff!)

What? If you'd been gived to that nasty little ape Hitoshi, you'd know about it by now.

[SUV]

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JESOS! Like a Fiend from the Depths, she returns! Probably only to Talk Like a Pirate, too

It's GrammaR Sue, you happy little hussy! GrammaR Sue!!!

In fact, I will now permit you to address me as SUV, as you always were a little Familiar with me anyway.....

Oh, anyway: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

But you had better keep your Sinful little lips out of my Egg Nog this year.

[Talitha]

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I was tryin' ta' come tawk ta' Jeevus & stuff on accounta I'ma goo lil' Babtist girl, an' I miss Gramma Sue an' ever' one heow. But I was all stuck, like, ina lobby, an' it said I was ina moderatin' cue.
Who gived me ta' thuh Japernese?
(sniff!)

Oh No! That's all we needed, A LITTLE BRAT!

Now look Child, if you come near me I shall certainly have to give you a slap or two. One for being ugly and another because Jesus and Talitha HATE CHILDREN!

Now run off down to the Railway Tracks and play with the Trains my dear.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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There there, precious one, you're safe with us now.

Did you know that I have a grandson who's close to your age? If you're a good girl, then when you grow up, perhaps Jesus will let you marry him, do the cooking and cleaning in a Godly household, and bake more soldiers for Him. Won't that be wonderful? It'll be just like playing house, except for grown-ups.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Chile, if you gets you a PM from that papacist Father Mo, you best not answer it! He be perferrin' the company of boys, but ain't no chile thass safe from a cathylick when they gets desperate. Then again, you does look like you might be too old to catch Father Mo's attention.

[Five Year Old Girl]

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GRAMMA SUE!!!!!

I missed you so much. Ever time Mawmie droved by a grave yard, I'd say, I wonder if Gramma Sue is in there yet? An' I'd get awe sad an' cry an stuff. An' Mawmy would say; "nonsense dear. I'm sure your old friend is alive and well in a home somewhere and waiting for someone to turn on jeopardy."

Mawmy wuz right. Yer okay.

I'm so happy, yer okay. Did you get uh new cane fer Kwismas?

JESOS! Like a Fiend from the Depths, she returns! Probably only to Talk Like a Pirate, too

It's GrammaR Sue, you happy little hussy! GrammaR Sue!!!

In fact, I will now permit you to address me as SUV, as you always were a little Familiar with me anyway.....

Oh, anyway: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

But you had better keep your Sinful little lips out of my Egg Nog this year.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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GRAMMA SUE!!!!!

I missed you so much. Ever time Mawmie droved by a grave yard, I'd say, I wonder if Gramma Sue is in there yet? An' I'd get awe sad an' cry an stuff. An' Mawmy would say; "nonsense dear. I'm sure your old friend is alive and well in a home somewhere and waiting for someone to turn on jeopardy."

Mawmy wuz right. Yer okay.

I'm so happy, yer okay. Did you get uh new cane fer Kwismas?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Er....I mean.....be more polite to SUV, Little Girl.