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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2026
    • 15118

    #1

    Father Thomas Martin

    Good news Father Thomas.
    You have been given a second chance to see The Truth as Jesus commands and have been allowed out of the bad boys closet.
    Any sign of trouble and you shall have me to answer to

    We are very compassionate in God's favorite Forum.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Father Thomas Martin

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Good news Father Thomas.
    You have been given a second chance to see The Truth as Jesus commands and have been allowed out of the bad boys closet.
    Any sign of trouble and you shall have me to answer to

    We are very compassionate in God's favorite Forum.
    Being a filthy mary worshiping preist, he'll probably blow it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Miss Maisie
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1189

      #3
      Re: Father Thomas Martin

      I do hope there aren't a lot of young boys here. Y'all would have to warn them of potential danger!
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      • lord warrior
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2007
        • 406

        #4
        Re: Father Thomas Martin

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Being a filthy mary worshiping preist, he'll probably blow it.
        Pastor, is it wise to use blow it to a papist priest. Because for them, and there alter boys, that a godly commandment. Wouldn't want to encourage him.

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        • Father Thomas Martin
          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
          • Jul 2007
          • 1015

          #5
          Re: Father Thomas Martin

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          Good news Father Thomas.
          You have been given a second chance to see The Truth as Jesus commands and have been allowed out of the bad boys closet.
          Any sign of trouble and you shall have me to answer to

          We are very compassionate in God's favorite Forum.
          Praise the Lord! I will be more civil now...

          But I'm still Catholic to the grave...
          ACTS 5:29

          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Father Thomas Martin

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            Praise the Lord! I will be more civil now...

            But I'm still Catholic to the grave...
            Do you love satan that much? Can't you just renounce the roman pope antiChrist and accept Jesus?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #7
              Re: Father Thomas Martin

              Originally posted by lord warrior View Post

              Pastor, is it wise to use blow it to a papist priest. Because for them, and there alter boys, that a godly commandment. Wouldn't want to encourage him.
              Pastor Zeke always says it exactly as he means it ... for a reason
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #8
                Re: Father Thomas Martin

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                Pastor Zeke always says it exactly as he means it ... for a reason
                Sister Noddy, I thought you were my friend...
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Father Thomas Martin

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  Sister Noddy, I thought you were my friend...
                  Sister Noddy has seen the light and committed herself to Jesus and the real church, you ring-kissing Mary worshipper! While you're roasting in the pits of Hell, she will be up in Heaven basking in the Light of the Lord! Maybe you could learn from her shining example, give the altar boys their clothes back, and turn your back on that demonic cult you're a part of.
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: Father Thomas Martin

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

                    Sister Noddy has seen the light and committed herself to Jesus and the real church ...
                    Thank you Sister Mary Maria! Praise!

                    I was just about to answer Father Martin's post myself, so I will say this ...

                    Friendship no longer applies, it's that the old noddy has been swept away, and the new True Christian™ Sister Noddy changed completely and utterly ...

                    2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                    John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
                    So I have been made brand new in His Light, and all of my old life has passed away, including my false-church ministry, my old false thoughts and beliefs, and old friends too ...

                    2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                    Sounds harsh, I know that, but this is what the Bible says, and there is no going back to the old ways
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Father Thomas Martin

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      Sister Noddy, I thought you were my friend...
                      Sister Noddy is friends with Jesus now. Anyone who isn't a friend of Jesus, as revealed in the KJV1611 Holy Bible, is no friend of ours.

                      Renounce satan and all his works, then get back to us.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: Father Thomas Martin

                        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                        Sounds harsh, I know that, but this is what the Bible says, and there is no going back to the old ways
                        Preach it Sister. I don't know why everybody thinks we have to be nice to false Christians.

                        Do you wanna know how you handle a false Christian? You grab them by the knape of their shirt and start smacking 'em around. It's simple. The entire world's becoming a bunch of feelings-obsessed queers and I'm getting sick of it.

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                        • Father Thomas Martin
                          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1015

                          #13
                          Re: Father Thomas Martin

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          Preach it Sister. I don't know why everybody thinks we have to be nice to false Christians.

                          Do you wanna know how you handle a false Christian? You grab them by the knape of their shirt and start smacking 'em around. It's simple. The entire world's becoming a bunch of feelings-obsessed queers and I'm getting sick of it.
                          She might have gone under, but I never will!

                          Matthew 16:18
                          "And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
                          ACTS 5:29

                          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Father Thomas Martin

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            She might have gone under, but I never will!

                            Matthew 16:18
                            "And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
                            Therefore, what? How do you get from that verse to the notion that Jesus established an unbroken chain of boy-touching fish-heads, from Peter to the present-day Unholy Father? Also, how do you get the idea that they have the ultimate teaching authority, even when Peter himself didn't, as shown by the following verse from Galatians?

                            Galatians 2:11: But when Peter was come to Antioch, I withstood him to the face, because he was to be blamed.

                            If you don't believe the Holy King James Bible, I'll even quote it to you from your own Latin Vulgar Bible (may Jesus have mercy on me for doing so, even to rebuke the Mary-hailers):

                            cum autem venisset Cephas Antiochiam in faciem ei restiti quia reprehensibilis erat
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Father Thomas Martin

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              Praise the Lord! I will be more civil now...

                              But I'm still Catholic to the grave...
                              In a truly Christian society, that grave'd be about five minutes away, idol-worshiper.
                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              She might have gone under, but I never will!

                              Matthew 16:18
                              "And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
                              You know what else the Bible says?
                              1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
                              3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

                              Matthew 8:28 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.
                              29 And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?
                              30 And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.
                              31 So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
                              32 And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.


                              Isn't it time you prayed for Jesus to cast the Mary-Worship demons out of you, so you can join us in the ranks of the Saved?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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