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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #1

    iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic



    Check this vid to see my point.
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #2
    Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

    The supposed protestant, said he was descended from apes.

    With a statement like that, he's not a Christian.

    Acceptance of evolution is a Catholic doctrine, we FUNdamentalist Baptists don't value the evolution doctrine.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • Father Thomas Martin
      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
      • Jul 2007
      • 1015

      #3
      Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

      You're probably hungry for mac & cheese right now...
      ACTS 5:29

      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • Brother V
        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3481

        #4
        Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        You're probably hungry for mac & cheese right now...
        lactose intolerant.
        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Senior Pastor
          VP of Evangelical Outreach
          On FIRE for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

          #5
          Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          Check this vid to see my point.
          There was a point?

          You have two Catholics, with the slightly dumber one pretending to be a Protestant. Neither knows anything other than their own false Catholic doctrine, and the big punch line is that we Protestants like fellowship with each other after church.

          It would have been funnier if the punch line was about how you Catholics like to rush straight home to your liquor cabinets after church.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #6
            Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

            There was a point?

            You have two Catholics, with the slightly dumber one pretending to be a Protestant ...

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Both of em were pretty dumb, okay?

            ... disappointed, Sister Noddy
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

              Neither of them are Christians.
              Nothing but hell-bound fools.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #8
                Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                OK.

                Do Catholics believe Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Yes.
                Do Catholics believe God raised Jesus from the dead on the third day? Yes.

                Isn't that what a Christian is?
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #9
                  Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  OK.

                  Do Catholics believe Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Yes.
                  Do Catholics believe God raised Jesus from the dead on the third day? Yes.

                  Isn't that what a Christian is?
                  Not according to God.
                  Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
                  But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name?
                  And in thy name have cast out devils? And in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you:
                  Depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
                  Matthew 7:21-23

                  Having some belief simply isn't enough.
                  Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
                  But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
                  James 2:19-20

                  So if you disobey Jesus (as you do) you might as well stop worshipping Him, He still won't accept you as one of His flock.
                  As seen above in Matthew 7:21-23..

                  And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
                  Luke 6:46
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    OK.

                    Do Catholics believe Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Yes.
                    Do Catholics believe God raised Jesus from the dead on the third day? Yes.

                    Isn't that what a Christian is?
                    It takes more that mere acknowledgment of a couple of facts to be a Saved Christian. As Salvation Seeker pointed out, even Satan himself believes those two facts.

                    A Christian is someone who was chosen by God, washed by the Holy Ghost, and who has been born again.

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                    Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #11
                      Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

                      A Christian is someone who was chosen by God, washed by the Holy Ghost, and who has been born again.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      And it is abundantly clear that no mary worshiper qualifies.

                      Enjoy hell, "father".
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Father Thomas Martin
                        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1015

                        #12
                        Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                        It takes more that mere acknowledgment of a couple of facts to be a Saved Christian. As Salvation Seeker pointed out, even Satan himself believes those two facts.

                        A Christian is someone who was chosen by God, washed by the Holy Ghost, and who has been born again.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Take this case:

                        Let's say your minister became a "born-again Christian" at the age of 15. Now he is 75. In the intervening 60 years the man has lived an exemplary life. So far as he or anyone else knows, he never has committed a single serious sin. But then, at age 75, comes a change. During one horrible day, he robs a bank, deliberately runs over a cat with his car, commits adultery, blasphemes loudly in public, murders a neighbor, and then commits suicide, dying unrepentant.

                        My question to you: Does your minister go to heaven or hell?
                        ACTS 5:29

                        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812

                          #13
                          Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          Take this case:

                          Let's say your minister became a "born-again Christian" at the age of 15. Now he is 75. In the intervening 60 years the man has lived an exemplary life. So far as he or anyone else knows, he never has committed a single serious sin. But then, at age 75, comes a change. During one horrible day, he robs a bank, deliberately runs over a cat with his car, commits adultery, blasphemes loudly in public, murders a neighbor, and then commits suicide, dying unrepentant.

                          My question to you: Does your minister go to heaven or hell?
                          That's an easy one. Once I read as far as "became a 'born-again Christian'", and did not have to read any further.

                          Romans 11:29 For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.

                          John 10:28-29 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
                          My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.


                          The answer is Heaven. Jesus bought him with His blood, and washed all his sins away.

                          The part about living an "exemplary life" is a non-sequitur. All his righteousness is as filthy rags. He is saved because of God's sovereign grace ALONE, not because of anything the man did or didn't do.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                          Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                          #ChristianLivesMatter

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            You're probably hungry for mac & cheese right now...
                            I thought only Jesuits liked Macs?
                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            OK.

                            Do Catholics believe Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Yes.
                            Do Catholics believe God raised Jesus from the dead on the third day? Yes.
                            Do Catholics worship idols and bow down to statues? Yes.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #15
                              Re: iTruth: Protestant vs. Catholic

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                              Do Catholics worship idols and bow down to statues? Yes.
                              Do Catlickers kiss the pope's ring and call him "infallible"?

                              Do Catlicker priests molest children on a daily basis?

                              Do Catlicker pray to Jesus' mommy and ask HER to tell the only begotten son of God what to do?

                              Do Catlickers count beads and forbid their priests to marry?

                              Are Catlickers going straight to eternal damnation?

                              The answer to all of these questions is YES.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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