May God have Mercy upon your souls

[Servante]

Excuse me...but This is not a church. WWJD thongs? Smiley being hung on the cross? this is all blasfemy. who runs this place? obviously its not Jesus Christ, but rather its some Demon. Who do you ppl think you are trying to faking ppl that you truly are christains? I am 20 years old, and ive been a christian for 18 years and never have is seen the disrespect you have for my Lord Jesus Christ ever!!!!!!!A christians job, its duty, its responisbly is to Reach out to the Lost, not send them away. "NO UNSAVED ALLOWED" ?????? What the Heck are you Thinking? I want you too look at this. This is extremly rude, and very disrepectful to my Lord...

"Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad didn't buy you a PlayStation 2 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2! " what the Heck are you doing? Every Damn one of you are going to hell and honestly, you need God more than anyone ive ever known.

"Jesus, i pray you come and save these souls. They think they know you, but they use you for money and power, and nothing else. I pray they come to know you and not who you are, but what you are. Jesus, Im very saddned by this "church" because its not what you want. I pray you show them the way, and turn them from the evil. "

I cant believe you all.....i will be praying for you, and i hope God has mercy on your souls, Because as of now, I hope you love fire, cuz its gonna be your home forever and ever...in Hell

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

Excuse meeeeeeeee...but were you raised by nigras? How dare you come to GOD'S Favorite Forum and bash us.

Do you see US on your forum spreading lies about what you believe? Nooooo, we are True Christians(tm). We are kind and respectful.

How dare you tell us we are going to Hell!

Indeed, YOU are going to hell for not following JESUS'S comandments.

We follow (to the words the KJV1611 bible) Obvisusly you don't you Hellbound, Unsaved, Love hole for Satan...or you would not be here spreading hate to GOD'S Elect(tm).

Get some manners, then tithe to GOD'S Favorite Church(tm) and get Saved(C).

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Witch Hammer]

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How dare you come to God's Favorite Forum spewing such horrible filth, you demon! Don't you worry about our souls, sinner, we are among The Saved, we repent and tithe on schedule, and live by the literal Word of God. In the Eyes of Jesus, we are beyond reproach, so bite your tongue.

But what of you, homer? What is the condition of your miserable soul? Are you blood bought and saved? Have you tithed to Landover yet? You'd best get right with Christ, boy. Jesus will be coming back shortly, don't get caught with satan's meat in your mouth. Shape up...or ship out to hell!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

Excuse meeeeeeeee...but were you raised by nigras? How dare you come to GOD'S Favorite Forum and bash us.

Do you see US on your forum spreading lies about what you believe? Nooooo, we are True Christians(tm). We are kind and respectful.

How dare you tell us we are going to Hell!

Indeed, YOU are going to hell for not following JESUS'S comandments.

We follow (to the words the KJV1611 bible) Obvisusly you don't you Hellbound, Unsaved, Love hole for Satan...or you would not be here spreading hate to GOD'S Elect(tm).

Get some manners, then tithe to GOD'S Favorite Church(tm) and get Saved(C).

Stern, Sister Thumper

My sentiments exactly, Sister!

It looks like we have another agent of beelzebub among us. I pray to Christ for strength in the face of this new evil! I suggest we all double (or triple) our tithes until this spunk guzzling minion of satan is cast hence by the Hand of God.

[Servante]

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KJV1611? what is that? is that some sort of bible you took and changed everything around in it to suit what you wanna believe? i mean come-on. Get real...and GODS favorite church with the "tm"? what is this? a business? sounds like a cult to me. Every Church is Gods church. he has no favorite. from the baptists, catholics,all those, they are all the same in Gods eyes. how dare you descriminate them, just because they do thier sundays different.

I logged on to my website and some friend posted this church website and is laughing to this very second because we both see right threw your ways, and teachings. i want you to answer me. what is up with the WWJD thongs, but you dont allow women to show anything above thier knees? that contradicts themselves. oh yea i just took notice "True Christians" with another TM? what..the..heck..

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

The thongs make money for JESUS. Why, I have a pair on right now. But only JESUS can see them. It wouldn't be right for my honeypie to until we are married in the eyes of the LORD(tm).

Hellbound losers love them.

Sweet Lorda Mercy, are you really that stoopid?

[Servante]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

I only tithe to my church thank you. i wouldnt give you a penny. and Tithing does not get you into heaven. They only way to heaven in threw Jesus Christ. He wants you to tithe to extend his ministry, not for gain of wealth.

Tithing to God doesnt earn you browny points for your information!

[Servante]

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you all Disgust me....right in my gut. i will be praying for you

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Who taught you how to spell....are you retarded or just a negro?

[Servante]

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Oh and also, just making fun and calling names, and what ever you are doing, is very unchristian like.....hmm.maybe you arent one.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

KJV1611? what is that? is that some sort of bible you took and changed everything around in it to suit what you wanna believe? i mean come-on. Get real...and GODS favorite church with the "tm"? what is this? a business? sounds like a cult to me. Every Church is Gods church. he has no favorite. from the baptists, catholics,all those, they are all the same in Gods eyes. how dare you descriminate them, just because they do thier sundays different.

I logged on to my website and some friend posted this church website and is laughing to this very second because we both see right threw your ways, and teachings. i want you to answer me. what is up with the WWJD thongs, but you dont allow women to show anything above thier knees? that contradicts themselves. oh yea i just took notice "True Christians" with another TM? what..the..heck..

Try to contain your unbridled homosexual rage for just a moment, will you?
Jesus obviously sent you here for a reason...your soul is searching for the Light of Christ. Forsake that pseudo-Christian cult that you've been mired in for the last 18 years and join God's Elect here at Landover Baptist Church. You are a false Christian, and you don't even realize it. Your perception has been skewed by the devil...but there is hope. You've come to the right place for salvation. Stick around, you're bound to learn something from the True Christians (TM) and our Biblically well versed pastors...but please show some respect or you'll find yourself banned along with the throng of recalcitrant sodomites who have proceeded you. Understand?

[Servante]

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and very racist

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

Oh rest assured I AM one! I am one of GOD'S Elect(tm). My place in Heaven is secured (due to my faithful tithing).

Now, if you will excuse me. I have to go to bed and get my rest. I have to get up early tomorrow and kill withces.

I will debate you some more tomorrow.....if JESUS doesn't kill you over night.

with Love, Sister Thumper

[Witch Hammer]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

Oh rest assured I AM one! I am one of GOD'S Elect(tm). My place in Heaven is secured (due to my faithful tithing).

Now, if you will excuse me. I have to go to bed and get my rest. I have to get up early tomorrow and kill withces.

I will debate you some more tomorrow.....if JESUS doesn't kill you over night.

with Love, Sister Thumper

Sleep tight, Sister Thumper. I'll deal with this ankle-grabbing fiend whilst you slumber, fear not.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: May God have Mercy upon your souls

Thank you Brother. I know you will do a FINE job!

Confident, Sister Thumper