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sorry guys God is not possible exist. I am proof of this with calculus is total air tight. you now need go and do something else with life ha ha.
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Hitoshi you Godless chink. The simple fact that you're able to spell is proof God exists. -
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Hitachi you squity-eyed fool; Don't you understand yet that Jesus doesn't give a rat's behind about all your gook numbers and calculations? You chinks think you're so smart, but Jesus has more brains in the tip of His pinky finger than your entire yellow hoarde.
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
Try using the Lord's chosen arithmetic!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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That isn't even real math.
Math has numbers not letters you idiot.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Sorry, Harō Kiti, but it's already been proved through mathematics that God does exist. Euler, one of the greatest mathematicians ever, proved it to Diderot, one of the most heinous atheists ever, with the following simple yet elegant proof:Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
Diderot knew he had been bested and abruptly left the court.Originally posted by Euler
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Hibachi, you silly yellow monkey! That is algebra, not calculus! and it isn't a mathematical proof! It is simply multiple ways of writing the same equation, given values for 'y' and 'D'.Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postsorry guys God is not possible exist. I am proof of this with calculus is total air tight. you now need go and do something else with life ha ha.
Instead of wasting my time with that why don't you go see if you can find the outlines of any of your relatives etched into the concrete at Hiroshima!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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please American do not tell me what is algebra and is calculus. that is like me tell American what is difference between Pizza hut and Domino pizza also Dunkin donut and krispy Kream donut okay. you expert when is pizza and donut, HITOSHI expert for algebra and calculus. I am give you mathematical proof but you are unable for understand complicated calculus because you are have limited brain function (is not your fault is genetic same excuse you are use for fattyness). you are need for put down donut and use pencil for check my calculus proof for God not is exist and you are see I hundred percent correct. Proof is in pudding (you are see this if not already eat pudding). sorry if I am sound rude but NOBODY is tell Hitoshi how is calculus. Hitoshi is for calculus like Jenna Jameson is for porno okay (explain for American is mean I am expert).Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostHibachi, you silly yellow monkey! That is algebra, not calculus! and it isn't a mathematical proof! It is simply multiple ways of writing the same equation, given values for 'y' and 'D'.
Instead of wasting my time with that why don't you go see if you can find the outlines of any of your relatives etched into the concrete at Hiroshima!Attached FilesComment
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okay who is give my thread one star? is RUDE I am put much hard work for calculus proof and one star is slap my face. leave review for Ebert and Roeper okay and go stick two thumb up you know where.
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okay I am sorry for how act I am much STRESS from school and I drink for relax (is make me write before proper think). for show of sorry I am send you guy at Landover Japanese dish snack is tokoroten (is yummy jelly).
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okay my picture was not post. you need for get Japanese for run web site so not have this problem. maybe is work this time if not I give up I am not tolerate inferior american technology.
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That is just gross, Hiroshi. Do you eat the eyeballs too? Does it squirm on the way down your tiny gullet? Jesus hates that.Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postokay my picture was not post. you need for get Japanese for run web site so not have this problem. maybe is work this time if not I give up I am not tolerate inferior american technology.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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First of all, calculus was invented by the famous proto-American, Issac Newton, not Mishimashi Monkeysan!
Secondly, what is that thing in the picture? A deformed jellyfish or a bag of maggots? Whatever it is, it is a horrid creature from HELL, and something which GOD specifically warns us to avoid! Just looking at it made me gag up my Kraft macaroni and cheese microwave snack.
You are trying my patience, boy!Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Well, HiTARDshi, maybe you should spend more time working on your English instead of wasting it on subjects that you suck at. Your effort to learn English is half-ass, and that makes Jesus upset.Comment
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHitachi you squity-eyed fool; Don't you understand yet that Jesus doesn't give a rat's behind about all your gook numbers and calculations? You chinks think you're so smart, but Jesus has more brains in the tip of His pinky finger than your entire yellow hoarde.
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
Try using the Lord's chosen arithmetic!
Leviticus 26:21
" 'If you remain hostile toward me and refuse to listen to me, I will multiply your afflictions seven times over, as your sins deserve.
Deuteronomy 4:2
Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
1 Kings 15:12
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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How the heck do all of those equations prove God doesn't exist? It looks like a bit of numbers, letters, and rubbish to me...what do cosigns and fractions have to do with anything?
...I may have to side with the LBC-ers on this one
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