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CHRIST! It's that Good-looking Brother Temptation's birthday just three hours from now and I don't, I say, I don't know what to say! 
God Bless You, Brother!
I mean
God Bless You, Brother!
I mean
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER TEMPERANCE!
Happy birthday, brother Temperance. We're all proud of the job you're doing over there in Godless England.
I'm sorry to say that your request to be transferred back to Freehold has been denied once again. The other pastors and I have agreed to send you a new bullhorn (postage due). Better luck next year.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER TEMPERANCE!
Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Mr.Borther Temperince, lord God showeds me in my heads what bad moods you gonna be in after you reads Mr.Pastor Zeke's post, it true 
i prays you have a happy birfday anyways,yay!
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