[Sister Rebecca]

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Praise Jesus! Those silly children need a good dose of Bible thumpin' right on their tender little.... er... noggins.

[May16]

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It's a hoax isn't it, just to get people to pay you money through paypal... because otherwise you say they go to hell.

Scaring people to pay up.

[Enobarbus]

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It's a hoax isn't it, just to get people to pay you money through paypal... because otherwise you say they go to hell.

Scaring people to pay up.

Don't be ridiculous, May16. Landover is as real as the Flames of Hell and the Love of Jesus. And unless you repent, accept Jesus as your Saviour™, and tithe to Landover, you too, will join Satan and his minions in the flames.

But becoming a True Christian™ requires much more than the odd payment through Paypal. If you wish to immediately become one of the Landover elite you will need to donate 2.6 Million (USD of course) to the ministry, when Pastor Pistle will send the Lear Jet (to anywhere in the US anyway -- not to uncivilized, unchristian parts of the world) to pick you up and take you back to our secret location in Iowa where the arrangements for the la transaction can be finalised.

[May16]

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Exactly. All you want is money.

Or was that meant to be a joke?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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It's a hoax isn't it, just to get people to pay you money through paypal... because otherwise you say they go to hell.

Scaring people to pay up.

Of course it isn't a hoax.

If Jesus was a swindler, then how do you explain that He could walk on water? Turn water into wine? Heal the sick and raise the dead? Rise from the dead after three days? Only the favorite Son of God could have done this. PRAISE!

Don't forget that most of Jesus' miracles took place in Jerusalem during Passover. Passover was a Feast of Peregrination (see Deuteronomy 5:16:16-18, 2 Kings 23,21-23), which means that every citizen in Israel - a million people - were required to assemble in Jerusalem.

Matthew 27:51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
Matthew 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
Matthew 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

One million people witnessed the earth quake, one million people saw the veil of the temple being torn asunder and one million people saw hundreds of corpses walk around in Jerusalem where they "appeared unto many". And yet you doubt!

O ye of little faith!

[Enobarbus]

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Exactly. All you want is money.

Or was that meant to be a joke?

My, friend, we don't joke, and money is not all we want. We are ministers of God's Word and our job on this earth is to preach Christ to the unsaved.

This is not something we chose to do; it is an obligation. It is not pleasant; it is not personally rewarding finacially; it is hard and difficult and one leads a life of continually being persecuted by people like yourself, and other Satanically-inspired sinners, who call our motives into question and mock us.

Are you Saved©, my friend? Get yourself a copy of the KJV1600 and read it from cover to cover. Have you no concern about your immortal soul?

Do you wish to spend all of eternity in torment?

[May16]

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Of course it isn't a hoax.

If Jesus was a swindler, then how do you explain that He could walk on water? Turn water into wine? Heal the sick and raise the dead? Rise from the dead after three days? Only the favorite Son of God could have done this. PRAISE!

Um. I don't mean offence by this.. BUT... i can explain.. you see, someone made it up, like a story book. Anything is possible in stories.

[May16]

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Do i know you jonahthebonah? lol.

I have read the bible, we were made to at school... it's not the most convinsing story i've read.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Landover is as real as the Flames of Hell

HAHAHAHAHAHA so true...