[HOMOSEXUAL COW]

Re: The Simpsons

THE SIMPSONS IS A SATANIC TV SHOW, CREATED SOLEY BY SATAN AND HIS LACKEYS. DO NOT WATCH IT, OR YOUR SOUL WILL BE TAINTED.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The Simpsons

THE SIMPSONS IS A SATANIC TV SHOW, CREATED SOLEY BY SATAN AND HIS LACKEYS. DO NOT WATCH IT, OR YOUR SOUL WILL BE TAINTED.

Your posts are consistantly glib and uninspired, oaf. Your lack of wit makes Jesus weep. *yawn*

[HOMOSEXUAL COW]

Re: The Simpsons

Your posts are consistantly glib and uninspired, oaf. Your lack of wit makes Jesus weep. *yawn*

Was that supposed to be some kind of witty insult?

Oh, well. Just get the **** out and we'll all be better

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The Simpsons

Was that supposed to be some kind of witty insult?

It is a statement of fact.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Simpsons

I don't belive in Satan either. So I wouldn't fit in Hell either.

Are you that obese? I'm sure your master satan will find a way to fit you in.
Anyway, I thought trolling this place would be more fun. So have fun worshipping God.

We sing the Praises of Jesus every day! We are dedicated to bringing you into Christ's loving and firm embrace, but not in a homeristic way, of course.

This is my last post, so have fun hitting me while I'm away too. Because I'm sure you will. Don't you people ever ban 'naughty' people like me?

No one is hitting you, monkey-worshipper. We want to help you find Jesus. We know you are naughty, even perverted. We know you are an idiot and a pea-brain, and that God currently hates you. You are probably a tree-hugging communist too. All of that can change, once you ask Jesus into your heart.

We never ban anyone just for being stupid. But keep trying monkeyboy.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Simpsons

I'm new, so I don't know if this is the right forum to post this, but what do you guys think about the Simpsons?

I like the Simpsons.
Now this may just be a side effect of being around Landover Baptists too often but as to your name...Pokey....umm...what do you do for a living? Because...umm...it sounds like......*trails off*

[Ixi]

Re: The Simpsons

Read secular filth? Let's not be silly, homer! The only book in my library is the Holy Bible KJV 1611. Get yourself a copy and read it!

*Yawn* Sounds pretty boring, I like Warriors, Harry Potter, Eragon, and more...those are FUN to read. I read the first two pages of KJV 1611 and almost fell asleep.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Simpsons

*Yawn* Sounds pretty boring, I like Warriors, Harry Potter, Eragon, and more...those are FUN to read. I read the first two pages of KJV 1611 and almost fell asleep.

Well, you won't be sleeping in hell, Icky..
You'll be too busy burning and being sodomized for that.

PRAISE!

[Ixi]

Re: The Simpsons

There is no hell, there is no heaven, there can be peace, but you prevent it from happening with acts like this.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Simpsons

There is no hell, there is no heaven, there can be peace, but you prevent it from happening with acts like this.

So you keep saying, but I think I'd rather trust God over some 15year old girl on what's real and not..
Hell is very real, and you're very much going there.

[Talitha]

Re: The Simpsons

So you keep saying, but I think I'd rather trust God over some 15year old girl on what's real and not..
Hell is very real, and you're very much going there.

I have to agree with your logic Brother SS.
Anyway, we of the Female persuasion do not generally go to Heaven. Unless it is for the entertainment of Jesus Christ™ of course.

[SUV]

Re: The Simpsons

The Simpsons: Officially, as a $avED Member of this Church, I Deplore that Filth! Still, I must admit that scene when Homer! chases the Pig that flew off the barbeque all over town Proclaiming, "It's still Good! It's still Good!" has a tendency to tickle me.

SUV

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Simpsons

I accidently saw one espisode where the Flander children were jumping on a trampoline trying to touch the face of GOD.

But, bieng they aren't True Christians the only thing they are going to be touching is Satan's giant doodlebug.

with Love, Sister Thumper

[SUV]

Re: The Simpsons

Sister Thumper, did you also (accidentally) see that episode where God-less athian Matt Groaning made Godly Ned Flanders to be....The Devil?!

Why that "Man" wasn't Arrested and Jailed immediately I Swear I cannot imagine.

I accidently saw one espisode where the Flander children were jumping on a trampoline trying to touch the face of GOD.

But, bieng they aren't True Christians the only thing they are going to be touching is Satan's giant doodlebug.

with Love, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Simpsons

I accidently saw one espisode where the Flander children were jumping on a trampoline trying to touch the face of GOD.

But, bieng they aren't True Christians the only thing they are going to be touching is Satan's giant doodlebug.

with Love, Sister Thumper

Really? I would have thought the Flanders are extremely, sickeningly christian? Or is it just because they don't tithe?