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  • Sylvia
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    • Jun 2010
    • 68

    #1

    Pastor Al E Pistle

    I really miss Pastor Al, with all of his wonderful preaching. Always reminding us of the Truth i.e. how the Lord will come back to kill all that are left in horrible ways
    or how us ladies where created not from brain cells but a spare rib

    He has such remarkable ways of keeping us all on our toes and in our places Praise Jesus!

    I heard he was captured by a tribe of angry Hottentots the poor thing!

    I wish we could go find and rescue him, if he is still anywhere to be found, that is
    1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

    But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.
  • WWJDnow
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    • Aug 2009
    • 6314

    #2
    Re: Pastor Al E Pistle

    Originally posted by Sylvia View Post
    I really miss Pastor Al, with all of his wonderful preaching.
    I too miss the guy--he's one of my heroes. But he's been working on some very hush-hush projects for the Board of Deacons, and who are we to ask for his time when God is counting on him?

    I can't express to you how happy it would make Pastor Pistle if you would pray for him.
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    • SUV
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      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Pastor Al E Pistle

      I miss Pastor Al and his Godly wisdom every day

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      • Sylvia
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        • Jun 2010
        • 68

        #4
        Re: Pastor Al E Pistle

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        I too miss the guy--he's one of my heroes. But he's been working on some very hush-hush projects for the Board of Deacons, and who are we to ask for his time when God is counting on him?

        I can't express to you how happy it would make Pastor Pistle if you would pray for him.
        Oh if he is busy with God's matters I would be the last Christian to bother him. I just can't stand the idea of the good pastor being captured by unsaved scum

        Do you really think he would appreciate my prayers? I do pray for him daily although I am well aware he has favor with the Lord, probably don't even need my prayers that much But how can you be sure he would be so happy? Would you be happy if I would include you in my prayers too?

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        Sylvia
        1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

        But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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        • Sylvia
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          • Jun 2010
          • 68

          #5
          Re: Pastor Al E Pistle

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          I miss Pastor Al and his Godly wisdom every day
          Absolutely! Such a Godly man


          Nice to meet you Sister SUV
          1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

          But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Pastor Al E Pistle

            Originally posted by Sylvia View Post
            I really miss Pastor Al, with all of his wonderful preaching. Always reminding us of the Truth i.e. how the Lord will come back to kill all that are left in horrible ways
            or how us ladies where created not from brain cells but a spare rib

            He has such remarkable ways of keeping us all on our toes and in our places Praise Jesus!

            I heard he was captured by a tribe of angry Hottentots the poor thing!

            I wish we could go find and rescue him, if he is still anywhere to be found, that is
            It was the Good Pastor who dragged me into this place, It was not long after that that He "vanished" I am not sure about the Hottentots story though.
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