Lewd Gourds (WARNING: OFFENSIVE IMAGES)

[Old Man Hatchet]

Halloween is fast approaching, and grocery stores and fruit markets have been selling pumpkins and the like. Friends, many of these autumn fruit
grow into obscene shapes.



Obviously witches are responsible for these unsavory forms through black magic. It is a despicable attempt to corrupt children and assault the delicate senses of decent Christian folk. They also probably fornicate with the devilish gourds.

Observe below how the young man fingers through the pile, contemplating sticking his tallywacker into the gourd orgy, or gourdgy, before him. The second picture is simply too sickening for words. Keep your youngsters away from salacious squash and pornographic pumpkins this autumn.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: Lewd Gourds (WARNING: OFFENSIVE IMAGES)

Halloween is fast approaching, and grocery stores and fruit markets have been selling pumpkins and the like. Friends, many of these autumn fruit
grow into obscene shapes.



Obviously witches are responsible for these unsavory forms through black magic. It is a despicable attempt to corrupt children and assault the delicate senses of decent Christian folk. They also probably fornicate with the devilish gourds.

Observe below how the young man fingers through the pile, contemplating sticking his tallywacker into the gourd orgy, or gourdgy, before him. The second picture is simply too sickening for words. Keep your youngsters away from salacious squash and pornographic pumpkins this autumn.

I imagine next time you'll be yelling about offensive shaped clouds.

[SUV]

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I Pray that Homeland Security catches up with whatever "Parents" let their Child play in a whole binful of these horrid monstrousities. "Sox?" I bet the little rapscallion will be putting them somewhere else!!!

[Sister Noddy]

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I imagine next time you'll be yelling about offensive shaped clouds.

Cloud forms appearing in wicked shapes are also the work of wiccans, my uninformed unsaved friend, and wiccer-whacker-spell-casters are influenced by satan of course, and practice all manner of unnatural divinations in nature and all around you, so beware ...

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

... have you read your KJV1611 today, sinner?

[Brother V]

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I Pray that Homeland Security catches up with whatever "Parents" let their Child play in a whole binful of these horrid monstrousities. "Sox?" I bet the little rapscallion will be putting them somewhere else!!!

probably into his crusty sox!

[Talitha]

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I imagine next time you'll be yelling about offensive shaped clouds.

If those Clouds happen to be Pumpkin shaped then we shall certainly be making our objections known

[Buford T Scoggins]

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If those Clouds happen to be Pumpkin shaped then we shall certainly be making our objections known

When I was still in the Happydale Asylum for the Severely Disturbed, I saw Satan's face in the clouds whenever they let me out in the exercise yard. I also saw it in the toilet bowl.

Fortunately, after the electroshock therapy and prefrontal lobotomy, I only see Jesus.

[Marshall]

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You won't find those on my farm Brother Hatchet!
I grow only round pumpkins and then only to make pies out of.
With all the colored help living off site, it's easy to cool them to a proper temperature for eating with little worries as to them being swiped.

[Five Year Old Girl]

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[Brother Temperance]

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I Pray that Homeland Security catches up with whatever "Parents" let their Child play in a whole binful of these horrid monstrousities. "Sox?" I bet the little rapscallion will be putting them somewhere else!!!

Oh, Sox...so that's what the middle letter says.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Wiccans have no shame. I am filled with righteous indignation.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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You won't find those on my farm Brother Hatchet!
I grow only round pumpkins and then only to make pies out of.
With all the colored help living off site, it's easy to cool them to a proper temperature for eating with little worries as to them being swiped.

I pray those Negroes aren't downwind when the pies are cooling. They can smell pies and white women from miles away if the wind is right.

[Marshall]

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Lord no! They live on the Westside of town, miles from me and mine. They tend to be less uppity these days. Maybe the rash of recent suicides has spooked the spooks as it were. Who knows with those people.
The day laborers are the ones you need to watch. They live about a mile and half away on the back 40 at the southern fenceline. They might smell my kitchen if they weren't always cooking pots of whatever they eat and living in garbage filled hovels.
"Jeest like home Seenyore"

[Sister Noddy]

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When I was still in the Happydale Asylum for the Severely Disturbed, I saw Satan's face in the clouds whenever they let me out in the exercise yard. I also saw it in the toilet bowl.

Fortunately, after the electroshock therapy and prefrontal lobotomy, I only see Jesus.

Praise the power of JESUS, Brother Buford!

Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.