Shouldn't we be banning Christmas? START PROTESTING TODAY!

[revrggreen]

We all know Christ wasn't born anywhere near December the 25th. December the 25th is actually the largest Satanic Holiday of the year - The feast of Sol and Victus . It is a day of Satanic virgin sacrifice and drinking babies blood! When Satanists dance around fires with headless chickens laughing at how they have brainwashed billions of Christians into joining their Satanic feast!

If baby Christ looked down off his cloud and saw children stuffing their fat faces till they burst, full of the sin of gluttony, while Satan aka Santa, the false idol that he is, crept into their homes promising presents in exchange for sexual favors - he would be physically sick!

Friends, this is NOT a Christian Holiday! This is the time of year when big fat obese drunken pedophiles get up out of their year-long stench of cheating welfare, to work for a month dressed as some fat jolly vagrant freak, sitting children on his knee while molesting them. SANTA RAPES BABIES!!!

Seriously, any parent that lets their child sit on Santa's lap should be have their testicles eaten by wild dogs! What kind of demon has flying raindeer? The Devil, that's who. We need to put a stop to this, and fast. Tell your children everytime they see a Santa to run up and boot him in his big red balls. Then shout as loud as they can that Santa tried to touch them on the pee-pee. Let us make Santa public enemy number one!

So what are we all doing to stop other fag-loving liberal Churches celebrating this heathen event? We still have a few months, it's not too late!

LET OUR CAMPAIGN START NOW!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Every member down in Freehold liked Christmas a lot,
But the RevGrinch, who's spent just two months in Freehold, DID NOT!

The RevGrinch HATED Christmas, he thought it was pagan.
Now, please don't ask why he's been turned by Satan.

It could be that his username font is too dull.
It could be his son's Christian band plays Jethro Tull.

But I think that the most likely reason I know,
Might be that he isn't a moderator.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Every member down in Freehold liked Christmas a lot,
But the RevGrinch, who's spent just two months in Freehold, DID NOT!

The RevGrinch HATED Christmas, he thought it was pagan.
Now, please don't ask why he's been turned by Satan.

It could be that his username font is too dull.
It could be his son's Christian band plays Jethro Tull.

But I think that the most likely reason I know,
Might be that he isn't a moderator.

Not only are you a vile mary worshiper, but you are a liar and a bad poet to boot.

Christ wants us to celebrate His death, not His birth. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins (not yours, papist!). And there is nothing biblical about the Christmas that is being sold to America these days anyway.

Go back to counting your beads, cultist.

[Seeker]

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I agree with the rev. Us Christians had to hijack that date because of the pagan winter solstice and we got jealous. We even took it to court and lost.

Seriously, it should not be a freakin holiday for christians. We should probally celebrate in the summer or something. If needed. That would be closer for the evidence that Christ left for us.

[Talitha]

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I shall pray to Jesus that our dear SUV doesn't happen by this Thread.
She's be devastated if Christmess was banned

[SalvationSeeker]

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CHRISTmas is about Jesus CHRIST. Period.
And you can bet santa (satan) ain't welcome in Freehold.
The pagans may have pre-stolen Christmas, but that doesn't make it theirs.

Your intentions are good , Rev Green..
But the only thing evil about Christmas in any way, is the fact that people forget that it's really all about Jesus.
It's not about "santa" or gifts, or x-mas trees, it's about Jesus.
Celebrating and/or praising Jesus is NEVER wrong.

What's wrong is all that santa and gifts mumbo jumbo.

[Talitha]

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I made this just for you SUV............

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Every member down in Freehold liked Christmas a lot,
But the RevGrinch, who's spent just two months in Freehold, DID NOT!

The RevGrinch HATED Christmas, he thought it was pagan.
Now, please don't ask why he's been turned by Satan.

It could be that his username font is too dull.
It could be his son's Christian band plays Jethro Tull.

But I think that the most likely reason I know,
Might be that he isn't a moderator.

Papists who try to make rhymes are a joke
When all they can think of are small boys to poke.

The king of them all wears a funny fish-hat
an unreformed nazi, his name is The Rat.

A devilish grin and a gleam in his eye
people cower in fear when they see him go by.

A swisher, a dresser, a modern-day poof
A fat, orange pumpkin, a Hallowe'en spook!

So bring all your children to church, ere I fear
A catlick will get them and turneth them queer.

Don't go in dark boxes with priests, little boy
lest you be transformed to SATAN's sex toy.

Now listen to me, friend, there's no time to wait!
Get to landover Baptist before it's too late.

It's your choice! You soul may be blessed unto God,
but if you get it wrong, you'll ride SATAN'S hot rod.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Papists who try to make rhymes are a joke
When all they can think of are small boys to poke.

The king of them all wears a funny fish-hat
an unreformed nazi, his name is The Rat.

A devilish grin and a gleam in his eye
people cower in fear when they see him go by.

A swisher, a dresser, a modern-day poof
A fat, orange pumpkin, a Hallowe'en spook!

So bring all your children to church, ere I fear
A catlick will get them and turneth them queer.

Don't go in dark boxes with priests, little boy
lest you be transformed to SATAN's sex toy.

Now listen to me, friend, there's no time to wait!
Get to landover Baptist before it's too late.

It's your choice! You soul may be blessed unto God,
but if you get it wrong, you'll ride SATAN'S hot rod.

I'll ne'er understand this heretic's position,
So I sometimes wish we'd go back to Inquisition.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Every member down in Freehold liked Christmas a lot,
But the RevGrinch, who's spent just two months in Freehold, DID NOT!

The RevGrinch HATED Christmas, he thought it was pagan.
Now, please don't ask why he's been turned by Satan.

It could be that his username font is too dull.
It could be his son's Christian band plays Jethro Tull.

But I think that the most likely reason I know,
Might be that he isn't a moderator.

Doth mine eye deceive me? Well what have we here?
that catholic altarboy-buggering queer!

I thought that he'd left us, so why is he back?
When he stated quite clearly he was off down the track!

Why, he told all of us that he'd had quite enough,
And was packing his bags with all of his stuff,
to leave once and for all and never return
Cause the Pope taught him all that he wanted to learn!

But as it turns out our ways won't be a'partin',
because here he stays - Papist Father Thomas Martin!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Papists who try to make rhymes are a joke
When all they can think of are small boys to poke.

The king of them all wears a funny fish-hat
an unreformed nazi, his name is The Rat.

A devilish grin and a gleam in his eye
people cower in fear when they see him go by.

A swisher, a dresser, a modern-day poof
A fat, orange pumpkin, a Hallowe'en spook!

So bring all your children to church, ere I fear
A catlick will get them and turn them all queer.

Don't go in dark boxes with priests, little boy
lest you be transformed to SATAN's sex toy.

Now listen to me, friend, there's no time to wait!
Get to landover Baptist before it's too late.

It's your choice! You soul may be blessed unto God,
but if you get it wrong, you'll ride SATAN'S hot rod.

LOL, as much as you're a fundie and all, that is quite a gem, Pastor Al.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Its all falsehoods and lies this Christmas tradition
brought about by those catholics homerish mission
of combining all manner of false faiths to make one
from the Idol of Mary to worship of the Sun

It distracts from the glorious death of our Lord
and heaps praise on his miraculous umbilical cord
so join with me now and finish with Claus
by returning your gifts for refund at the stores.

Now take that money you'd have otherwise spent
give it all to Landover, then get down and repent!
and never again celebrate Christmas cheer
and instead replace it with good old Christmas FEAR.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Shouldn't we be banning Christmas? START PROTESTING TODAY!

Its all falsehoods and lies this Christmas tradition
brought about by those catholics homerish mission
of combining all manner of false faiths to make one
from the Idol of Mary to worship of the Sun

It distracts from the glorious death of our Lord
and heaps praise on his miraculous umbilical cord
so join with me now and finish with Claus
by returning your gifts for refund at the stores.

Now take that money you'd have otherwise spent
give it all to Landover, then get down and repent!
and never again celebrate Christmas cheer
and instead replace it with good old Christmas FEAR.

Well bah humbug to you too...

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Another example! You shouldn't be startin'
things you can't finish, Father "Mary" Martin.

[Brother Temperance]

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Well bah humbug to you too...

Is that free verse? I wonder what t.s. eliot would make of it.