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  • scherzo
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2010
    • 70

    #1

    I need a Pastor to Baptize me

    I am not American, please forgive my unfortunate birth, but as Matthew 15 says,

    "yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table"

    So too, I hope there is a place for me at LandoverBaptistChurch, better to have the crumbs on the floor than to burn in Hell for ever.

    I also realize that homosexuals were created by God for His purpose, to bring unsaved trash like myself to accept Jesus and His Truth found in the King James Version of the Bible. KJV1611

    And please forgive my past of not being raised a Baptist, I was raised Protestant and had to keep their traditions, through Catechism I was taught nonsense like the Apostles Creed. I hope that through True Baptism that I will be able to learn the True path and guarantee my salvation into Heaven
    2 Corinthians 3:12
    "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
    [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

    Originally posted by scherzo View Post
    I am not American, please forgive my unfortunate birth, but as Matthew 15 says,

    "yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table"

    So too, I hope there is a place for me at LandoverBaptistChurch, better to have the crumbs on the floor than to burn in Hell for ever.

    I also realize that homosexuals were created by God for His purpose, to bring unsaved trash like myself to accept Jesus and His Truth found in the King James Version of the Bible. KJV1611

    And please forgive my past of not being raised a Baptist, I was raised Protestant and had to keep their traditions, through Catechism I was taught nonsense like the Apostles Creed. I hope that through True Baptism that I will be able to learn the True path and guarantee my salvation into Heaven

    I am happy to see that you have got your mind right. Its a darn shame that you live in Godless Canaukastan

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #3
      Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

      I do believe he is showing proper contrition. Do Protestants understand the joy of tithing I wonder? The Joy of giving to support Church and how about their work ethic? I really haven't interacted with many in the past.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • scherzo
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2010
        • 70

        #4
        Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        I am happy to see that you have got your mind right.
        my mind has only been righted by Jesus thourgh HTanner's words. Praise Jesus and Thank God for giving us LandoverBaptistChurch and brother Htanner's correction. Please forgive me brother Htanner, your word's humbled me to God's true path of righteousness!!!
        2 Corinthians 3:12
        "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
        [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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        • scherzo
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2010
          • 70

          #5
          Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

          Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
          I do believe he is showing proper contrition. Do Protestants understand the joy of tithing I wonder? The Joy of giving to support Church and how about their work ethic? I really haven't interacted with many in the past.
          I would dare say a protestants work ethic is like that of the other non believer's and atheists. Protestants believe work is truly good, but they side with Liberals in many areas of,

          Social assistance --- the worst sin, the idea that someone should get food, shelter and other material goods sickens me, one who is without food or shelter should be given God's word found in KJV1611, and after reading it they can understands God's plan and get a job, and if there is no job available they through prayer can 'make up' work, like the window cleaners on the streets.

          Employment insurance - - - this evil is a result if you loose your job! it does not sit right with me, that there is insurance, everyone knows that proper submission to God's authority though an employer is to accept that if you are 'fired' or 'terminated' that you are still employed but only without work, the conditions of your contract has changed not your employment!!! there is no need for insurance for such a thing.

          employment standards - - - another evil, this is an idea that there should be a limit on how much time in a week one can work, and gives guidelines to have breaks. True Christians realize that a 'break' is when you reflect on God's word in your everyday life, yea even at work!! I take a break every time I'm working and ask myself, WWJD (what would Jesus do)? Praise Jesus!!!

          Fortunately there are some loop holes in law that allow me to work more than that of the reg's and guidelines. The list is too many but there are many examples of jobs where an employer does not have to pay for days off, or over-time. Praise Jesus the idea of getting something for nothing is blasphemy which brings me to the final evil work ethic

          Disability insurance - - - This evil allows someone to collect money without no work at all? The proper treatment of disabled is 'begging' as a sign of God's Justice at work for everyone to see, and to bring everyone to God's Holy word, and a good Bible believing Church
          2 Corinthians 3:12
          "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
          [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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          • scherzo
            Unsaved trash
            • Jul 2010
            • 70

            #6
            Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

            If I am to be Baptized, can I receive a new name? my current name is from a previous life and I would like to receive the Holy spirit through Baptism with a new name written from the Book of Life!
            2 Corinthians 3:12
            "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
            [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

              That's a start, but I haven't seen much praising Jesus, yet.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

                Originally posted by scherzo View Post
                If I am to be Baptized, can I receive a new name? my current name is from a previous life and I would like to receive the Holy spirit through Baptism with a new name written from the Book of Life!
                Its a long journey down the path of Salvation®, its a straight path, step off the path and you will find oh so many perils and pit falls. If a name change is in order, Jesus will notify one of our Pastors and reveal the name unto him or you could email a Pastor and offer a Love offering . Praise Jesus, show this young man the light to Salvation®

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                • scherzo
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 70

                  #9
                  Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  That's a start, but I haven't seen much praising Jesus, yet.
                  My mind is overwhelmed by my sins, I am afraid to praise Jesus as I'm not a True Christian yet. Jesus has only thus far condemned me to make me realize the error of my ways. I do thank Jesus for showing me the light found in His Good book KJV1611, and my heart leaps at the thought of True Baptism and to be finally a True Christian, Praise Jesus!!! For the anticipation has me so excited I shake like the earthquake in Haiti.
                  2 Corinthians 3:12
                  "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
                  [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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                  • scherzo
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 70

                    #10
                    Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Its a long journey down the path of Salvation®, its a straight path, step off the path and you will find oh so many perils and pit falls.
                    speaking of path, I have yet to praise and thank Jesus for the internet and LandoverBaptistChurch, Thank-you Jesus!! If it is indeed a straight path then I will immediately filter all other sites and thank Jesus for computer filter programs that will lead me straight to Landover Baptist Church, and I will also thank Jesus for high speed internet which will allow me to receive God's gifts through Jesus and the internet without delay

                    I am humbled that Jesus has shown me His purpose of creating the internet, it is a direct connection from my home to Jesus' Church and His Word, no busy signal, traffic light, or lines, Just Jesus at the speed of Light, Praise Jesus!!!
                    2 Corinthians 3:12
                    "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
                    [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #11
                      Re: I need a Pastor to Baptize me

                      Originally posted by scherzo View Post
                      speaking of path, I have yet to praise and thank Jesus for the internet and LandoverBaptistChurch, Thank-you Jesus!! If it is indeed a straight path then I will immediately filter all other sites and thank Jesus for computer filter programs that will lead me straight to Landover Baptist Church, and I will also thank Jesus for high speed internet which will allow me to receive God's gifts through Jesus and the internet without delay

                      I am humbled that Jesus has shown me His purpose of creating the internet, it is a direct connection from my home to Jesus' Church and His Word, no busy signal, traffic light, or lines, Just Jesus at the speed of Light, Praise Jesus!!!
                      Now we are talking, Praise Jesus! Say did you forget your love offering?

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