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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #1

    >>Sunday Morning Demon Attack<<

    This type of thing happened right before the last forum was destroyed by satan's minions. I believe we are under seige again. Are the security protocols in place?

    satan, LET'S RUMBLE! Jesus and I are ready to stomp a mudhole in your backside and walk it dry, so bring it on!
  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #2
    Re: &gt;&gt;Sunday Morning Demon Attack&lt;&lt;

    You're not alone in this struggle, brother.
    Praise Jesus!


    Certainly, this is the end times, even the holy forum of God has come under constant attack from demons.
    But this only means that the Rapture is drawing ever closer, soon the rivers will run red with sinner blood. Glory!

    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Happy Child
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2006
      • 3

      #3
      Re: &gt;&gt;Sunday Morning Demon Attack&lt;&lt;

      Let's see, you computer illiterate christians can't stop us. We have proxies!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: &gt;&gt;Sunday Morning Demon Attack&lt;&lt;

        Originally posted by Happy Child View Post
        Let's see, you computer illiterate christians can't stop us. We have proxies!
        Yes, we understand proxies. Your mother is a proxy-tute. GET RIGHT WITH GOD, SINNER!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: &gt;&gt;Sunday Morning Demon Attack&lt;&lt;

          Trust in Jesus fellow Saved(TM) members of Jesus favorite website! These minions of Lucifer have nothing over the power of Almighty God.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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