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The least they could do is sell that mess in plain brown packages.
The least they could do is sell that mess in plain brown packages.
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God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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In most states, you cannot buy liquor in supermarkets. I think those 'woman hygiene' products need to be in their own store, located behind Wal*Mart on a spur of the service road.
If my missus even brings up the subject of her 'gushing womanly flow', I give a switching that will make her bleed in places she did not know could bleed!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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This one fate I no longer suffer since being made barren.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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There is an Irish woman who works at the Piggly Wiggly here in town and she said something about the whore in front of me and the box of tampoons she was buying. Something about a string and pliers or tweezers or something. All I know is I didn't need to hear about it and I wonder if her husband knows she touched his tools much less risked blood rust on them by using them in her nasty baby wound. I almost threw up a little.
Why are women so insensitive and crass about their disgusting foulness?God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Aside from being unclean in general, the thing that offends me most about menstruation is that it is a waste of perfectly good eggs. It's a clear sign that they are being selfish and not doing their Godly duty of making new Christian Soldiers.
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
At the doctor's suggestion to allow Rebekah's womb to get some rest, I reluctantly allow Rebekah 3 months after bearing me a son and 1 month if she gives me a daughter. This Tuesday is our day to conceive again, and I can hardly wait to put her second oven back to work!
After our latest menstrual mishap, I've about had as much as I can stand of her unclean time. I can't even stand to look at her when she's wasting her precious eggs.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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During this horrible economic time I remembered an ad from an old Sears Catalog.
I found this example and had Mrs. Christ fashion one out of some old suspenders and coat hangers
Now she uses an old dirty dish rag for catching her unholy discharge and can wash the rag out by the barn. It saves lots of money.
Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.
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Don't go over to Pastor Zeke' house if you are "riding the crimson wave." I did one time to go iron his money for him. That crazy she bear in the basement tried to rip the door off and kill me! I make sure she is in her cage now when I go over. I hate that bear.
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@Marshall
My mother teached me to always make it appear as if this does not exist to everyone. 
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Oh, I just love it: "Modess"
Obviously a play on the word "Modest" - which it most Damn Certainly ISN'T!
They ought to just get honest about it and call it "More Mess"
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It is times like this that I do not miss my Ex- wife where ever she is, may God have Mercy on her slutty soul.Comment
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Oh I love menstra time. I get to be locked away for a week without housework, cooking, shopping, paying the bills online, gardening, milking the housecow, and tending to Daddy's every whim.
I am soooo lucky. Daddy has made me a lovely menstra shack at the bottom of the garden and it has a lovely little kitchenette, an ensuite, and wireless broadband OR I get to fill the tank of the harley and go bush for the week. And then I take the laptop and a prepaid internet dongle.
I can only go a couple of hundred kilometres tho so that I have enough fuel to get back home BUT there is this service station out near here where they are all moooslimes so I do go and fill up the tank there even in my unclean week.
Is that naughty of me?
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Well I just think it's plain disgusting and womens should just stay home rather than risk some sort of carpet ruining accident. Actually, if they do ruin a rug somewhere it wouldnt be an accident since she shouldn't have been in public anyway. Easily avoidable and certainly something the husband won't appreciate being made to pay for. That sort of mess doesn't come out like regular bloodstains.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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It's just a period, not a contagious disease. It's a perfectly normal, healthy occurrence in a woman's life. There is no reason for women to hide themselves away for a week out of every month. Just shove in a tampon, throw a few more in your bag, and go on about your normal life.Comment
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That's not what God tells us, missy.Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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