PUI: Posting Under the Influence

[Poetic Peter]

Adjudging by the growing numbers of Unsaved wrecks here,
it appears that posting while under the influence is a growing problem.

Christian writers, despite having Him on their side, are often struck by apparently
drunken, stupid "debaters". Some are drinkers. Some must be glue sniffers.


What to do?


Is there a sobriety test for these mental upenders? If I drink (and I do on occasion), for damn sure
I'll employ a blood Jesus meter before turning the car key or pushing the post button button.

I wish that others would always do the same. Hitoshi for instance. Hitoshi: a God-for-sake
problem--and there are others, hundreds of other heathen, all lacking the sobriety of
every True Christian ™ . I want to note that P.U.I displeases Him.

[Talitha]

Re: PUI: Posting Under the Influence

Oh reelly Prosthetic teeter!
To Subjest that perple ever post on here udner the affluence od Incahol is absuierd.
Icn assur yoo I nevre evre never erve ever ever let a drip of Incahol tuch my...............................

Now wher dd i leev my darn car?

Oh............praish Jeeeeshush

[Poetic Peter]

Re: PUI: Posting Under the Influence

Oh reelly Prosthetic teeter!
To Subjest that perple ever post on here udner the affluence od Incahol is absuierd.
Icn assur yoo I nevre evre never erve ever ever let a drip of Incahol tuch my...............................

Now wher dd i leev my darn car?

Oh............praish Jeeeeshush

Ha ha hah! Even in the guise of Dionysian satire, Sister, your thoughts are far more coherent than the
inchoate loonings of the retard atheists and goths and fake Christian maraschino cherry pickers
who pucker here with boozy breaths for Christian kisses they do not deserve.

Why do we tolerate them?
Because the bible tells us to tolerate them until they are good and dead.

Mirth is the yeast rising-up our Christianity. Keep up the froth and bubbles, dear Sister T!

PP pa-doo!

[Hitoshi]

Re: PUI: Posting Under the Influence

I wish that others would always do the same. Hitoshi for instance. Hitoshi: a God-for-sake
problem--and there are others, hundreds of other heathen, all lacking the sobriety of
every True Christian ™ . I want to note that P.U.I displeases Him.

I am only make post two time when drink too much (was beer and wiskey if drink beer then wiskey is risky okay). if other time I am seem like drink is because is hard to type when girl is nibble on ear and grab crotch.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: PUI: Posting Under the Influence

I am only make post two time when drink too much (was beer and wiskey if drink beer then wiskey is risky okay). if other time I am seem like drink is because is hard to type when girl is nibble on ear and grab crotch.

Son, those are goats.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: PUI: Posting Under the Influence

I am only make post two time when drink too much (was beer and wiskey if drink beer then wiskey is risky okay).
if other time I am seem like drink is because is hard to type when goat is nibble on ear and grab crotch.

What ^he^ said


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Nips are furtive little drinks
from flasks oft hid in pockets.

Nipponese all get their nips
from goats on tiny tally-rockets.