[JennyD]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

this is terrific guys! i can become a christian and im rewarded with worldly prizes! do you know how many shoot-em-up bloody games there are on the ps3?

Saved(c) Christians will have no interest in playing ridiculous video games.

The reason the PS3s are sitting in the church basement is because once the children learn about Jesus and the real joy worshipping Him brings, they are too busy praising Him to bother with silly games.

[pinks]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

i laugh at your lies! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

[ChristianInNC]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

i laugh at your lies! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

What lies? And what is a lololololololololol? Pastors, can I get varification that this is indeed satanic code, as I suspect?

What is wrong with you? What do you get out of your service to satan?

[JennyD]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

i laugh at your lies! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

Very well, show me one Saved True Christian(tm) with an interest in playing silly video games.







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I'm waiting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

this is terrific guys! i can become a christian and im rewarded with worldly prizes! do you know how many shoot-em-up bloody games there are on the ps3?

This offer is only valid for kids who REPENT and accept Jesus AS WRITTEN in the Holy Bible.

You only qualify for the first requirement.

[Max Bayes]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

It looks to me like the accursed binary language of the foul Atheist. Damn them and their logic. Send me all the PS3s, and I shall see to it that they meet a swift-yet-just end by the means of defenestration.

[Nobar King]

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lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

This is meant to be a bunch of LOLs, but it reads like a terrorist victory cheer.

[farmersdaughter]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I know this has nothing to do with the thread but where can I find the definition of an ex-negro

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I looked and didn't find your answer. Maybe some of those important threads should be stickied or added to a subforum.

[farmersdaughter]

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Thank you for taking the time to look for answer

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I looked again. I used the search function. It didn't take to long.

This is the thread you are looking for, although there were others:
Sticky: Ask an Ex-Negro
( 1 2 3 ... Last Page) Remy Lebeau

[hidden]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

These gadgets will stock up in hell for the giver to play alone.
Everything given in the name of Christ will be returned in his name.

[follow_a_fool]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

THE HYPOCRISY.

You accuse me of being a false prophet of trying to convert people the way Jesus did, and now you bribe people in to christianity. You people are just... dispicable?

[NotInRyebread]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I am genuinely confused with this.

1: You're trying to bribe kids into accepting Jesus.
2: I'm not sure how much this "love offering" is, but you're encouraging children to tell Jesus they hate their parents and then steal their credit cards and checks for an offering? Doesn't that break two commandments? (Honor they father and mother and never steal)
3: The game you are giving out is Grand Theft Auto, a game which encourages theft, violence, drug abuse, prostitution, alcoholism. How is any of this acceptable?

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

THE HYPOCRISY.

You accuse me of being a false prophet of trying to convert people the way Jesus did, and now you bribe people in to christianity. You people are just... dispicable?

I think you have your timeline backwards.