[Phil Ander]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Free Market Fred informed me last week that we are expecting a new shipment of PS3 any day, apparently they are on the boat from the manufacturer. Just in time for the upcoming holidays.
I can just imagine Newly Saved® sitting at the table, gushing with the Love of Jesus©, rebuking those that have not accepted His Pendulant Bosoms and become engorged with His Gifts.

Ungrateful kids round here won't settle for anything less than a PS5.


Phil

[Isabella White]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Landover may think that kids need a Playstation to accept Jesus.
Catholics, on the other hand, knows very well what kids really need:

Dear Mr. Rovagnati: I will be thanking you to kindly refrain from posting such outrageous blasphemy on a forum — particularly when this forum is !

You will note that my response to you does not include the disgusting photo that you've used, as it glorifies your Cathyolick traditions: worshiping Mary, using a rosary, candles, (and — most likely — incense), statues and who-know-what-else, in the way of things that will take innocent children to eternal .

Thankfully, there is a way to avoid the condemnation that faces these darling kiddies, and that is by enrolling them, instead, in schools and church facilities that will teach them what they really need to know, in order to become a true disciple of the . You will find one such example in the video clip below. You will notice, also, that there is not one shred of any damnable Cathyolickism in any of this!

[James Hutchins]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Free Market Fred informed me last week that we are expecting a new shipment of PS3 any day, apparently they are on the boat from the manufacturer. Just in time for the upcoming holidays.
I can just imagine Newly Saved(r) sitting at the table, gushing with the Love of Jesus(c), rebuking those that have not accepted His Pendulant Bosoms and become engorged with His Gifts.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

"No kid left without idols, beads, and a deep sense of guilt": The Catholic Motto.


Le:19:4: Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
Le:26:1: Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.
Le:26:30: And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.


How does it feel to know that God is currently abhorring you?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Landover may think that kids need a Playstation to accept Jesus.
Catholics, on the other hand, knows very well what kids really need:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Is it worth pointing out that if one received a free mug, that doesn't mean you'd have to drink arsenic cyanide? It COULD be used for that of course, and the same applies to any gift.


An electric carving knife, not a thing I'd want to give to some of the people turning up here, seems quite useful for bread and trimming daffodil stems and roast meat and all sorts of things. I've never had one but you see them at Carveries. You could also hack your leg off.


Jesus has explained about self amputation sufficiently for us to know when not to do it and when it's appropriate. But that's not its intended use when given as a gift.


Surely the same applies to a PS3?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

How interesting that even with the promise of a free game console you are so deeply embedded in Satan's rectum that you absolutely refuse to consider such an idea as Salvation. Your poor mother must weep.

Posters who complain about Landover giving away free PS3's in exchange for accepting Jesus do not understand the world we are in. Satan offers free sins of many kinds, free sex, free homerism and every other despicable sin that temps humans. To compete we Christians have to innovate.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Wait a second, children are not allowed on this forum, and yet you are promoting DIRECTLY towards minors with free possessions? And you have the AUDACITY to promote a VIDEO GAME console of all things?! Someone needs to call a moderator, this is a satanist commie that wants to stray our children from the way of God!

How interesting that even with the promise of a free game console you are so deeply embedded in Satan's rectum that you absolutely refuse to consider such an idea as Salvation. Your poor mother must weep.

[handmaiden]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Wait a second, children are not allowed on this forum, and yet you are promoting DIRECTLY towards minors with free possessions? And you have the AUDACITY to promote a VIDEO GAME console of all things?! Someone needs to call a moderator, this is a satanist commie that wants to stray our children from the way of God!

Sir, you are in no position to be condemning, exhorting, admonishing or even instructing anyone here. Not cool, dude.

[MitzaLizalor]

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[CoolDude905]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Wait a second, children are not allowed on this forum, and yet you are promoting DIRECTLY towards minors with free possessions? And you have the AUDACITY to promote a VIDEO GAME console of all things?! Someone needs to call a moderator, this is a satanist commie that wants to stray our children from the way of God!

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

We should not be joking about biblical salvation.


How To Be Simply Saved.

1. The bad News. We are sinners. (Romans 3:23.) We deserve to be punished in hell for our sins.

2. The Good News. Jesus Christ who is God's Son died on the cross for your sins. He was buried & rose again to give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift.(1 Corinthians 15:3-4. Romans 6:23.)

3. How am I saved? Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved. (Acts 16:31.) Faith alone in Christ alone.

4. Once saved, always saved. Jesus said in John 6:47. Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.


Do you believe you are saved by grace & promised heaven because Jesus died for you? Yes__ No__.

Satan loves false plans of salvation.

[Des]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Several levels of wow... Like seriously. of all games GTA would be on the top of you're satanic list. Yet here you are flaunting it everywhere on the box! This site is making less and less sense.

What exactly is satanic about GTA? It depicts minorities in their natural habitat; murdering, stealing, selling the marijuana, and lusting after white women. It is an educational game. Do you hate education?

[Clay For Brains]

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My young protégé, Rico, has a punk cousin who refuses to accept Christ for anything less than a PS4 GTA Bundle...
The gangly little twit is of the mulatto persuasion, and may be beyond Salvation anyhow, but it couldn't hurt to up the ante, could it?

Several levels of wow... Like seriously. of all games GTA would be on the top of you're satanic list. Yet here you are flaunting it everywhere on the box! This site is making less and less sense.

[Clay For Brains]

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Ok one I thought you guys hated video games with a passion so seeing you guys promote this, And 2 the manufacturer who makes the PS3 is Sony. Who don't ONLY make game consoles, but rather a wide variety of electronics and are very well known. So them going out of business is very unlikely