ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

[ILOVEMESOMEGOD (On Moderation)]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

what? get a ps3? for accepting christ? Are you trying to buy my faith?

[TrollofDeath (On Moderation)]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I accepted Jesus into <profanity removed -SS>

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Great, now I am never going to get that song out of my head.

No need to fret, Ms. Seeker! As with all problems, JESUS provides a solution.

[Seeker]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Sure, SUV! You're easy like Sunday mornin'.

Great, now I am never going to get that song out of my head.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

If I Accept Jesus (get $avED) again, can I just do ye out of a little Christmas Eggnog? That's all I ask. I'm easy

Sure, SUV! You're easy like Sunday mornin'.

[SUV]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

If I Accept Jesus (get $avED) again, can I just do ye out of a little Christmas Eggnog? That's all I ask. I'm easy

[Brother Temperance]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior when I was baptized as a baby, and continue to see Him as that to this day.

Are you seriously trying to tell us that, as a little baby, you made a conscious decision to turn your life and soul over to Jesus and follow all His Commands? Is this going to lead up to you explaining why you think the age of consent should be four?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

"WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior when I was baptized as a baby, and continue to see Him as that to this day.

So, WHERE'S MY WII?!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!