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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #16
    Re: SAVED!

    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
    Holy moly, Brother Lindh! Musta been JESUS who finally posted your picture! (after a moment of heavenly consideration)

    Yoooooou might wanna consider some dental work on those fangs of yours, brother! Be sure to check out True Christian™ dentists, the hand of GOD himself guides their needles and their drills! Appearance is sooooo important at church when you first get Saved®

    Praise! Sister Noodle
    Hmmm. I found the fangs useful when trick or treaters come about. The little heathens usually leave quickly - except - perhaps a small fat one.

    Praise Jesus!

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    • Brother Lindh
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2007
      • 130

      #17
      Re: SAVED!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      This is his real picture. I have no idea where that gothic corpse pic came from. JESUS protect me!
      Indeed, Godly Pastor Pistle, this is my picture. And, as you see, the Holy Ghost works in mysterious ways, placing a halo on me just recently. I figure it takes about 3 or 4 days for the Godly messages to get to and fro. It's a long ways up there. Praise Jesus!

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