Lustful Thoughts can get you Stoned!!

[Brother Barnabus]

I was disappointed for being unable to attend Freehold's Stonefest 2010 however,Sweet Jesus in his infinite wisdom , saw fit to grant me my own mini-stonefest in the form of a kidney stone.

At first I was confused, wondering why Jesus would implant within me (an Upstanding True Christian) an agony inducing kidney stone. Some women acquaintances who have given birth and have passed a kidney stone, have told me that experiencing a kidney stone is as close as a male can get to experiencing the pain of childbirth. I believe them.

It felt like my testicles were in a vice while satan himeself was boring a new cavity in my lower innards in which he planned to bugger me with his spiny member!

In my agony I cried out "Sweet Jesus why hast thou forsaken your loyal servant?" .... then the reason was let known unto me.
Satan has been up to his old tricks by implanting lustful thoughts into my otherwise Godfearing mind. Brethren and Sistren I beseech you to avoid the path to damnation that lustful thoughts can lead to. Jesus does not like it when we contemplate firm ,hard nippled breasts, creamy white thighs framing a lovely love pot.

Thank you sweet Jesus for showing me the light via passing rocks though my urethra. Surely a preview of coming attractions for the agony of the damned!

Yea Verily, Hallelujah ... Amen

[Sister Charli]

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Brethren and Sistren I beseech you to avoid the path to damnation that lustful thoughts can lead to. Jesus does not like it when we contemplate firm ,hard nippled breasts, creamy white thighs framing a lovely love pot.

Thank you sweet Jesus for showing me the light via passing rocks though my urethra. Surely a preview of coming attractions for the agony of the damned!

Yea Verily, Hallelujah ... Amen

Hallelujah Brother Barnabus.

I assure you I have never had these lustful thoughts you speak of and (needless to say) have never had kidney stones as a consequence.

But Praise the Lord you passed this dirty gravel and are now cured of not just your kidney stone but also your lust.

God certainly does work in mysterious ways Brother Barnabus.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Hallelujah Brother Barnabus.

I assure you I have never had these lustful thoughts you speak of and (needless to say) have never had kidney stones as a consequence.

But Praise the Lord you passed this dirty gravel and are now cured of not just your kidney stone but also your lust.

God certainly does work in mysterious ways Brother Barnabus.

Thank you sister and may Jesus continue to smile upon your urinary tract.

Amen

[Lisa H]

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Satan is known for his tricks in trying to persuade Christians to leave the path of the Lord.

May the Lord help you recover quickly.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Thank you Sister . Your Godly new avatar is helping. ... I'm afraid to say yours and Sister Charli's previous avatars may have helped initiate my condition.

Amen

[Sister Charli]

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Thank you Sister . Your Godly new avatar is helping. ... I'm afraid to say yours and Sister Charli's previous avatars may have helped initiate my condition.

Amen

Oh Brother B.

I humbly beseech you to cast that thought from your mind and forgive me for the pain (the pain, the excruciating pain that passing a rock bigger than the diamond Brother James placed on Sister Phebe's ring finger) might have caused out of a urethra smaller than the diameter of a McDonald's milkshake straw.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Oh Brother B.

I humbly beseech you to cast that thought from your mind and forgive me for the pain (the pain, the excruciating pain that passing a rock bigger than the diamond Brother James placed on Sister Phebe's ring finger) might have caused out of a urethra smaller than the diameter of a McDonald's milkshake straw.

I'm pleased to say your new avatar has me as limp as Jo Ferddie's overcooked pasta!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Brother B,
Your story has truly brought tears to my eyes

[Sister Charli]

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I'm pleased to say your new avatar has me as limp as Jo Ferddie's overcooked pasta!

That is a compliment. I think.

[Dirk]

Re: Lustful Thoughts can get you Stoned!!

I was disappointed for being unable to attend Freehold's Stonefest 2010 however,Sweet Jesus in his infinite wisdom , saw fit to grant me my own mini-stonefest in the form of a kidney stone.

At first I was confused, wondering why Jesus would implant within me (an Upstanding True Christian) an agony inducing kidney stone. Some women acquaintances who have given birth and have passed a kidney stone, have told me that experiencing a kidney stone is as close as a male can get to experiencing the pain of childbirth. I believe them.

It felt like my testicles were in a vice while satan himeself was boring a new cavity in my lower innards in which he planned to bugger me with his spiny member!

In my agony I cried out "Sweet Jesus why hast thou forsaken your loyal servant?" .... then the reason was let known unto me.
Satan has been up to his old tricks by implanting lustful thoughts into my otherwise Godfearing mind. Brethren and Sistren I beseech you to avoid the path to damnation that lustful thoughts can lead to. Jesus does not like it when we contemplate firm ,hard nippled breasts, creamy white thighs framing a lovely love pot.

Thank you sweet Jesus for showing me the light via passing rocks though my urethra. Surely a preview of coming attractions for the agony of the damned!

Yea Verily, Hallelujah ... Amen

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