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I come from Australia, and our leader supports your glorious one, George W Bush. I was wondering what the people of Landover feel about my country.
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I moved here from the US. Some key pointers:
The food here - not as good
The water here - tastes funny until you get used to it
The tv and movies here - miiiiiiiles behind
The radio here - needs to improve. Need speciality radio stations not just mishmashes of this and that.
Other than that, this country's pretty cool.
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We have a mission somewhere down there I think....I know that the population is primarily made up of neanderthal aboriginals (basically animals) and the scum of the earth prisoners kicked out of England, and then an ungodly mongrelization of the two. Jesus does not smile upon such a filthy cesspool, which is why Jesus commands so many people to be eaten by sharks, crocodiles, manta rays and the poisonous duckbill platypus in Australia.
Sodomites, whoredoms, drunkenness and the butchery of the American language are but a few of the sins committed on a regular basis on this tiny island. It is unlikely that even one depraved Australianite will be Raptured up to Heaven the way I will be, one day soon, Praise Jesus.
If you are there, I would advise you to apply for a green card and evacuate immediately.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The place is pretty bad, and the town that I live in is infested with the stinking 'abo' scum. Some of the places are liveable, though, and at the moment I can't afford to emigrate, so it looks like I have to stay here for a while. Maybe the mission down here could help save some of us Australians.Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.Comment
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I doubt we would bomb your country . . . at least not until Mrs. Rogers moves to Freehold.Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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That's very thoughtful of you. Maybe I can get to America before then.Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.Comment
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I am sure Dear Sister, that your not mentioning me or Pastor Gargalo was an oversight.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
I believe Australia could well be kept as is: a place to send the world's criminals to.Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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We have been over this before, but Australia is the only country in the world where all the adult men are criminal and all the women molls. (With the exception of a handful of True Christian™ missionaries like our Dear Sister, Lady Sorrow).Originally posted by Student of Landover View PostRevelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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Um Glendora sweetie? Mrs Rogers isn't in Australia,she's a Kiwi. From New Zealand/Enzed/Godzone,same as me & Eno.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Australia is the West Island of New Zealand.
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It's a very nice thought Sister. I don't think that I can be adopted though, as I'm 19. Thanks for the consideration though.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostJeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.Comment
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I think you already have your hands full with young Tater, Sister Thumper.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Are you wealthy?Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
I would consider Marriage
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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She's already got a son, and I'm not sure about the TrueChristian values regarding that. Not that I wouldn't be extremely flattered, but I'm not sure what propriety demands.Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.Comment
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Perhaps we might refer to the entire region as Oceania, just so I can save face? And it goes without saying, better LBC members would be warned if our president/savior was planning a Godly intervention in order to bring freedom, liberty and democracy to the region.Originally posted by lilith View PostUm Glendora sweetie? Mrs Rogers isn't in Australia,she's a Kiwi. From New Zealand/Enzed/Godzone,same as me & Eno.
Australia is the West Island of New Zealand.
PS Do they have any oil wells there?Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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