[Petal]

Re: Australia

Oceania is safe (it covers a multitude of sinners) -- Australasia, if you are more bold.

you must gets alotta Jappie toorists down unders, Mr.Eno

[Enobarbus]

Re: Australia

Perhaps we might refer to the entire region as Oceania, just so I can save face? And it goes without saying, better LBC members would be warned if our president/savior was planning a Godly intervention in order to bring freedom, liberty and democracy to the region.

PS Do they have any oil wells there?

Oceania is safe (it covers a multitude of sinners) -- Australasia, if you are more bold.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Australia

"Split Enz" and Russel Crowe bore me. You can keep them, we don't want them. Everybody knows that New Zealand is like a worse version of Australia. They're all backwards.

[lilith]

Re: Australia

Perhaps we might refer to the entire region as Oceania, just so I can save face? And it goes without saying, better LBC members would be warned if our president/savior was planning a Godly intervention in order to bring freedom, liberty and democracy to the region.

PS Do they have any oil wells there?

Fair enough Glendora,I'm really bad at Geography too.
Alas,I completely failed to see your PS.


I do believe the student is also somewhat confused,everyone knows that the stories he's referring to are all about Australians.
But in true Aussie fashion,just as they try to nick anything of ours (Split Enz,Russel Crowe etc.) so they'll always try to blame any of their little foibles on us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Australia

Ah yes, a fine example of God's attitude toward heathens who with hold comfort and sustenance to His chosen people.

Judges 8:4 And Gideon came to Jordan, and passed over, he, and the three hundred men that were with him, faint, yet pursuing them.
8:5 And he said unto the men of Succoth, Give, I pray you, loaves of bread unto the people that follow me; for they be faint, and I am pursuing after Zebah and Zalmunna, kings of Midian.
8:6 And the princes of Succoth said, Are the hands of Zebah and Zalmunna now in thine hand, that we should give bread unto thine army?
8:7 And Gideon said,Therefore when the LORD hath delivered Zebah and Zalmunna into mine hand, then I will tear your flesh with the thorns of the wilderness and withbriers.

Just as God is dealing out justice to those filthy mudslimes who have seen fit to attack America, His chosen country. GLORY!! Keep up your studies boy!

[Student of Landover]

Re: Australia

I know, I know, I just didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings! I wasn't the one who suggested that kind of thing.

I do hope to achieve TrueChristian status one day, if I deserve it, and have been studying my bible hard. I'm up to Judges. 8:4

[Student of Landover]

Re: Australia

We have a lot of coal...But that's about it. Coal's almost as good as oil...

I have to say, even though I would get out of this country the first chance that I could, I'd rather be here than New Zealand (Sorry to those TrueChristians who are from there). There are lots of...rumours...about Kiwi's and Sheep getting too close.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Australia

She's already got a son, and I'm not sure about the TrueChristian values regarding that. Not that I wouldn't be extremely flattered, but I'm not sure what propriety demands.

SCAREEEEECH! Whoa there boy. You need to learn to crawl before you can walk. None of our females will be interested in you until you achieve True Christian status....IF that day ever comes.

Have you been studying your Bible? What book are you on now?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Australia

Um Glendora sweetie? Mrs Rogers isn't in Australia,she's a Kiwi. From New Zealand/Enzed/Godzone,same as me & Eno.

Australia is the West Island of New Zealand.

Perhaps we might refer to the entire region as Oceania, just so I can save face? And it goes without saying, better LBC members would be warned if our president/savior was planning a Godly intervention in order to bring freedom, liberty and democracy to the region.

PS Do they have any oil wells there?

[Student of Landover]

Re: Australia

She's already got a son, and I'm not sure about the TrueChristian values regarding that. Not that I wouldn't be extremely flattered, but I'm not sure what propriety demands.

[Talitha]

Re: Australia

It's a very nice thought Sister. I don't think that I can be adopted though, as I'm 19. Thanks for the consideration though.

Are you wealthy?
I would consider Marriage

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Australia

Move to Freehold child, I'll adopt you.

With Love, Sister Thumper

I think you already have your hands full with young Tater, Sister Thumper.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Australia

Move to Freehold child, I'll adopt you.

With Love, Sister Thumper

It's a very nice thought Sister. I don't think that I can be adopted though, as I'm 19. Thanks for the consideration though.

[lilith]

Re: Australia

I doubt we would bomb your country . . . at least not until Mrs. Rogers moves to Freehold.

Um Glendora sweetie? Mrs Rogers isn't in Australia,she's a Kiwi. From New Zealand/Enzed/Godzone,same as me & Eno.

Australia is the West Island of New Zealand.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Australia

I come from Australia, and our leader supports your glorious one, George W Bush. I was wondering what the people of Landover feel about my country.

Move to Freehold child, I'll adopt you.

With Love, Sister Thumper