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  • Hairy Homer
    Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
    • Sep 2006
    • 159

    #1

    Great News!

    Yep, I'm back! When I have the time I intend to drop in and post proof that evolution is a fact, that Christianity is bunk, and that nearly all Baptists are illiterate redneck twerps.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Great News!

    Did they let you out of the nuthouse early for some reason, hippie?

    May I remind you that you are entirely not welcome here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Timofey
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2010
      • 172

      #3
      Re: Great News!

      I can smell him from here!
      1 Timothy 5
      23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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      • Petal
        LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 991

        #4
        Re: Great News!

        Originally posted by Timofey View Post
        I can smell him from here!
        he be schmelly ole hairbawl an he have them schmelly ideas


        that be lord God --->
        <--- an that be evolutions

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