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As part of my church duties, I volunteer to watch SUCKular television and take copious notes over how the assigned programs are offensive to Christians, families, and basic decency.
I was recently assigned to watch a documentary series about a group of Americans stranded in Red China, and words can't begin to describe my outrage!
How these unfortunate souls came to be caught in that commie hell-hole, I don't know. I missed the start of series, so I missed the details that led them to their fate, and they don't seem to be particularly eager to discuss it, so I can only assume something tragic happened. Sadly for these poor people, things only got worse from there.
Someone, I can only assume the Nips, forced this band of Yanks to split into two groups, where they are forced to fight each other for food and survival in oddly colorful, garish games, often in their underwear! In a Godless mockery of democracy, the losing side is made to vote for one of their members who is then sent out into the darkness, presumably to their death (at this point I turn off my television, tears in my eyes and I drop to my knees and pray to God to save the survivors and for the souls of those about to be executed by the slants (and I'm sure their families billed for the bullets used)).
Most of these people are unSaved trash who would normally deserve their fate, especially considering they've already turned on the one Christian woman in their camp and persecuted us by sending her to meet Jesus, but we can't let the ornimentals get away with this savagery on AMERICANS!
Of course the LIEberal media love showing this on prime time television, and it's only a matter of time before they completely collapse under their hatred for America and start airing the beheadings live!
Sorry, Tojo, but this is one patriot who isn't going to take this obscenity laying down! I've reported this documentary to the Department of Faith, and they said they would take it to the President. By this time next week, special forces troops should be making their way to Red China to save what's left of our countrymen and bring them home safely! With the United States armed forces and Jesus on our side, we'll have them all home in a month or two with minimal American losses!
PRAISE!
I was recently assigned to watch a documentary series about a group of Americans stranded in Red China, and words can't begin to describe my outrage!
How these unfortunate souls came to be caught in that commie hell-hole, I don't know. I missed the start of series, so I missed the details that led them to their fate, and they don't seem to be particularly eager to discuss it, so I can only assume something tragic happened. Sadly for these poor people, things only got worse from there.
Someone, I can only assume the Nips, forced this band of Yanks to split into two groups, where they are forced to fight each other for food and survival in oddly colorful, garish games, often in their underwear! In a Godless mockery of democracy, the losing side is made to vote for one of their members who is then sent out into the darkness, presumably to their death (at this point I turn off my television, tears in my eyes and I drop to my knees and pray to God to save the survivors and for the souls of those about to be executed by the slants (and I'm sure their families billed for the bullets used)).
Most of these people are unSaved trash who would normally deserve their fate, especially considering they've already turned on the one Christian woman in their camp and persecuted us by sending her to meet Jesus, but we can't let the ornimentals get away with this savagery on AMERICANS!
Of course the LIEberal media love showing this on prime time television, and it's only a matter of time before they completely collapse under their hatred for America and start airing the beheadings live!
Sorry, Tojo, but this is one patriot who isn't going to take this obscenity laying down! I've reported this documentary to the Department of Faith, and they said they would take it to the President. By this time next week, special forces troops should be making their way to Red China to save what's left of our countrymen and bring them home safely! With the United States armed forces and Jesus on our side, we'll have them all home in a month or two with minimal American losses!
PRAISE!
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