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  • #16
    Re: Animal lovers save dog from Ellen DeGeneres

    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
    Gosh Brother Lindh, I was gonna mention that halo could be the problem. Looks like somebody sawed your head with a powersaw. Be sure to take Extra Strength Bayer, make em the coated kind so they don't upset your stomach.
    Well, Sister Noddy, it appears that Pastor Pistle has gone and changed my avatar. I do hope you can intervene on my behalf.

    Praise Jesus!

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    • #17
      Re: Animal lovers save dog from Ellen DeGeneres

      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
      Well, Sister Noddy, it appears that Pastor Pistle has gone and changed my avatar. I do hope you can intervene on my behalf.

      Praise Jesus!
      Thank you Godly Sister Noddy!

      Praise The Holy Ghost!

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      • #18
        Re: Animal lovers save dog from Ellen DeGeneres

        Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post

        Well, Sister Noddy, it appears that Pastor Pistle has gone and changed my avatar I do hope you can intervene on my behalf

        Praise Jesus!
        Hmmm so I see Brother Lindh, the avatar they have given you is hardly more flattering than your real vampire face!

        I do believe the simple removal of the powersaw inscision ... um rather ... halo ... from your head would have resolved the problem ...

        But as for a mere woman like myself to request minor favors from our GODLY and very busy pastors would be a waste of time! Do you see my signature below, brother, it says ...

        1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

        Sorry, but I'm afraid that for now you are just going to have to put up with the horse's butt ...

        Or would you prefer a clownface instead, like this!
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • #19
          Re: Animal lovers save dog from Ellen DeGeneres

          Whoops brother! I see that while I was composing an answer to your request, the pastors have returned your real picture! Didn't I tell you that you ought to see a dentist right away?

          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • #20
            Re: Animal lovers save dog from Ellen DeGeneres

            Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
            Whoops brother! I see that while I was composing an answer to your request, the pastors have returned your real picture! Didn't I tell you that you ought to see a dentist right away?

            I'll go have a talk with someone.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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