[Timofey]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

Exodus 31
9 And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people:

10 Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them:

Don't be stiffnecked Rover!

I am sure you do not wish God's wrath waxing hot on you for your soul is hanging by a thread above the eternal fires of hell!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter.

It's not Scripture that they find a laughing matter. As even another homer has pointed out to you, Scripture doesn't prove that the voice yammering away in your head is that of God. In fact, it proves the opposite.

God does not take kindly to being mocked.

I agree completely, and unless you repent, you'll find out the hard way just how true that is.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

I know when God is speaking to me, because He has a Southern accent.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
John 10:27

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

And I do hear Jesus. He sounds nothing like what you say.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
John 10:27

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

Christian_Rover, I'm sure that you're a good person and that you genuinely believe that you talk with the Lord. Even so, and as much as I hate to agree with the Landover Baptists, I think that they have the better argument here.

How do you know that you are talking with the Lord and not just experiencing an auditory hallucination? Many people "hear voices," and as the Landover Baptists have pointed out correctly, they can't all be right. How do you know you're right and they're wrong? They can cherry-pick the same Bible verse that you can.

[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
John 10:27

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

We are not the ones mocking the Lord. The Lord also allows us to laugh

Job 8:21 Till he fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
John 10:27

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

Wow...you actually found a font that compliments your profil picture. Beautiful work.

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
John 10:27

I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

[Timofey]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

I have found out why Stevie is hearing the Lord. It is a modern problem, Stevie has his cordless headphones connected to his cellphone & ipod

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Look at that poor girl writhe with the devil in her!!!

She needs some healing hands

[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Just because you wear yours all the time does not mean everyone else does, I think it is more a problem with his antipsychotic medication.

Why don't you ring Stevie on his cellphone and prove it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

I have found out why Stevie is hearing the Lord. It is a modern problem, Stevie has his cordless headphones connected to his cellphone & ipod

Just because you wear yours all the time does not mean everyone else does, I think it is more a problem with his antipsychotic medication.

[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

I have found out why Stevie is hearing the Lord. It is a modern problem, Stevie has his cordless headphones connected to his cellphone & ipod

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

Haven't you figured out yet that we know more about what the Bible says than you?

But Stevie knows more about what "god" tells him. As we've seen repeatedly, it does no good to point out that "god" tells other people inconsistent things. The voice in Stevie's head is right because the voice in Stevie's head says so.

[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

So you still do not want to talk with women. You think you are better than women. I pity you in your arrogance

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Deuteronomy 1:43 So I spake unto you; and ye would not hear, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD, and went presumptuously up into the hill.

[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

That last response was directed at Seth.
To Lisa and others: try asking a question nicely and you might get a reply.

We have asked our questions correctly,