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A joo woman, a papist whore, and a Godly Christian woman were talking one day.
"I finally got my husband to cook dinner every night," the mackerel-snapping slut said with a smile.
"Gracious, how did you do that?" asked the Christian woman.
"It was easy," said the bead-rattler. "I just decided not to cook one night. Sure he complained a little on the first day, and then on the second day he ordered a pizza, but on the third day he cooked dinner and now he does it all the time."
"That's nothing!" exclaimed the jooess proudly. "I figured out a way to get my husband to do all the housework."
"Goodness, how did you manage that?" the Christian woman asked.
"It was easy," replied the Jesus-murdering harlot. "I just stopped doing it. The dishes and the laundry piled up. The first day, I couldn't see any change, and t he second day I didn't see anything either, but then my husband got fed up and washed the dishes and clothes himself, and now he does it all the time."
After some cajoling, the two heathens tempted the Christian woman into trying something similar at her own home. About two weeks later, they ran into each other again.
"So how did it go?" the godless jezebels asked the Christian.
"Alright, I think," replied the Christian. "When I got home, I sat down to watch TV, and when my husband got home, there were dirty dishes in the sink and the laundry hadn't been folded, and I hadn't even started cooking dinner."
"And then what happened?" the hell-bound whores asked.
"Well, I didn't see anything the first day, and I didn't see anything the second day...But on the third day the swelling in my left eye had gone down enough that I could see to wash the dishes!"
A joo woman, a papist whore, and a Godly Christian woman were talking one day.
"I finally got my husband to cook dinner every night," the mackerel-snapping slut said with a smile.
"Gracious, how did you do that?" asked the Christian woman.
"It was easy," said the bead-rattler. "I just decided not to cook one night. Sure he complained a little on the first day, and then on the second day he ordered a pizza, but on the third day he cooked dinner and now he does it all the time."
"That's nothing!" exclaimed the jooess proudly. "I figured out a way to get my husband to do all the housework."
"Goodness, how did you manage that?" the Christian woman asked.
"It was easy," replied the Jesus-murdering harlot. "I just stopped doing it. The dishes and the laundry piled up. The first day, I couldn't see any change, and t he second day I didn't see anything either, but then my husband got fed up and washed the dishes and clothes himself, and now he does it all the time."
After some cajoling, the two heathens tempted the Christian woman into trying something similar at her own home. About two weeks later, they ran into each other again.
"So how did it go?" the godless jezebels asked the Christian.
"Alright, I think," replied the Christian. "When I got home, I sat down to watch TV, and when my husband got home, there were dirty dishes in the sink and the laundry hadn't been folded, and I hadn't even started cooking dinner."
"And then what happened?" the hell-bound whores asked.
"Well, I didn't see anything the first day, and I didn't see anything the second day...But on the third day the swelling in my left eye had gone down enough that I could see to wash the dishes!"
Proverbs 16:24
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